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If I had a Nickel for every time she masturbated in a cop car.

Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:54 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35425 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:54 am


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The woman, 26-year-old Dovie Nickels, has been charged with indecent exposure and was in Travis County Jail on Wednesday with bail set at $3,000, court documents say.

Two officers, responding to a complaint from the JW Marriott Austin hotel around 5:20 p.m., encountered Nickels across the street, sitting alone at a patio table at Second Bar + Kitchen in the 200 block of Congress Avenue, according to an arrest affidavit. When an officer approached, she stopped moving her arms under the table and placed them on top of it, the document said. That’s when officers “observed that Nickels was not wearing any pants.”

Officers said she continued to masturbate even after she was handcuffed and placed in the back seat of a patrol vehicle. Police went across the street to investigate the original complaint and learned from a JW Marriott employee that Nickels had been spotted at the hotel building’s street-level patio earlier that day, the affidavit said.

The employee told police that he saw her “holding a silver object” to her genitals “with her legs straight up in the air, spread open” and that he “could hear Nickels making moaning noises,” according to the affidavit. He told police she yelled at him to get back when he tried to approach her. The employee said she was masturbating on the patio “for approximately 7 or 8 minutes” before heading to the Second Bar across the street.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33638 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:56 am to
Is that an old tracheotomy... Holy shite..
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 9:02 am
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
995 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:57 am to
If masturbating in the back of a police cruiser is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:58 am to
Gives duck lips even in mugshot.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33505 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:58 am to
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:59 am to
quote:

Nickels


quote:

“holding a silver object”


Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49053 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:59 am to
Gosh damn, you're too good at this thread title shite man. You inspire me to do better.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26700 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:01 am to
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masturbating on the patio “for approximately 7 or 8 minutes”


Inefficient. That's why she got caught.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33638 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:03 am to
Maybe she prefers the old Silver Bullet..
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18071 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:06 am to
I'd flick her bean for her.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25915 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:07 am to
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Inefficient. That's why she got caught.


Yeah, she really needs to work on her technique.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12626 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:08 am to
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She

That’s debatable.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
53279 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:11 am to
That's methed up.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:16 am to
quote:

continued to masturbate even after she was handcuffed


:insert that's my fetish:
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17714 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:18 am to
She's been jailed quite a bit lately. Tiny little spinner of a thang...might be a fun ride

















This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 9:22 am
Posted by Riolobo
On the lake
Member since Mar 2017
5222 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:22 am to
Where were these masturbators when I was in. Never mind. Wrong thread.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:25 am to
she's kinda thick for a druggie but, she sure does have a meth look about her
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:30 am to
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might be a fun ride


Nope... she's prob. a bit of a loon. Imagine your life if your pullout game is bad that day
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:33 am to
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35926 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:44 am to
The only cure for this kind of out of control, sex crazed behavior is wedding cake. Marriage vows will finally and decidedly scratch that “untamable” itch.
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