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If I had a Nickel for every time she masturbated in a cop car.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:54 am
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:54 am
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The woman, 26-year-old Dovie Nickels, has been charged with indecent exposure and was in Travis County Jail on Wednesday with bail set at $3,000, court documents say.
Two officers, responding to a complaint from the JW Marriott Austin hotel around 5:20 p.m., encountered Nickels across the street, sitting alone at a patio table at Second Bar + Kitchen in the 200 block of Congress Avenue, according to an arrest affidavit. When an officer approached, she stopped moving her arms under the table and placed them on top of it, the document said. That’s when officers “observed that Nickels was not wearing any pants.”
Officers said she continued to masturbate even after she was handcuffed and placed in the back seat of a patrol vehicle. Police went across the street to investigate the original complaint and learned from a JW Marriott employee that Nickels had been spotted at the hotel building’s street-level patio earlier that day, the affidavit said.
The employee told police that he saw her “holding a silver object” to her genitals “with her legs straight up in the air, spread open” and that he “could hear Nickels making moaning noises,” according to the affidavit. He told police she yelled at him to get back when he tried to approach her. The employee said she was masturbating on the patio “for approximately 7 or 8 minutes” before heading to the Second Bar across the street.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:56 am to arseinclarse
Is that an old tracheotomy... Holy shite.. 
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 9:02 am
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:57 am to arseinclarse
If masturbating in the back of a police cruiser is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:58 am to arseinclarse
Gives duck lips even in mugshot.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:59 am to arseinclarse
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Nickels
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“holding a silver object”
Posted on 1/31/19 at 8:59 am to arseinclarse
Gosh damn, you're too good at this thread title shite man. You inspire me to do better.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:01 am to arseinclarse
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masturbating on the patio “for approximately 7 or 8 minutes”
Inefficient. That's why she got caught.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:03 am to Cump11b
Maybe she prefers the old Silver Bullet..
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:06 am to arseinclarse
I'd flick her bean for her.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:07 am to elposter
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Inefficient. That's why she got caught.
Yeah, she really needs to work on her technique.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:08 am to arseinclarse
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She
That’s debatable.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:16 am to arseinclarse
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continued to masturbate even after she was handcuffed
:insert that's my fetish:
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:18 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
She's been jailed quite a bit lately. Tiny little spinner of a thang...might be a fun ride


This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 9:22 am
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:22 am to arseinclarse
Where were these masturbators when I was in. Never mind. Wrong thread.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:25 am to Tigeralum2008
she's kinda thick for a druggie but, she sure does have a meth look about her
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:30 am to Tigeralum2008
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might be a fun ride
Nope... she's prob. a bit of a loon. Imagine your life if your pullout game is bad that day
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:44 am to arseinclarse
The only cure for this kind of out of control, sex crazed behavior is wedding cake. Marriage vows will finally and decidedly scratch that “untamable” itch.
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