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If a camera was on you mostly 24/7...
Posted on 6/21/18 at 12:39 am
Posted on 6/21/18 at 12:39 am
Except for bathroom, shower, jerk times, how insane or freaky (1–10) do you think an objective audience would find you based on your consistent actions when no one was around? 10 being Ted Bundy.
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 12:44 am to Havoc
I have HD dash cameras in my vehicles that I rarely turn off. Figure they are the best chance of catching one of you screwups in action so it can be posted here.
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 12:44 am to Havoc
I'd probably be a 7 on the 'wtf is this guy doing with his life?' scale
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 12:47 am to Havoc
In the upper 20’s if 10 is Bundy.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 12:50 am to Havoc
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Except for bathroom, shower, jerk times
Guess a camera would never be on me then.
This post was edited on 6/21/18 at 12:51 am
Posted on 6/21/18 at 12:50 am to Havoc
Certifiable when they saw me having conversations with my dog where I talk for myself and him.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 12:57 am to Havoc
I often talk to myself and often in some kind of varying dialect and weird phrases. That alone is probably good for 7-8.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 1:06 am to Havoc
I argue with myself.
Things that would be seen if camera was on:
-me acting like I am fricking the fine bitch next to me in traffic
-me acting like that I am going to harpoon the fat bitch next to me in traffic.
-me picking my nose
-me farting
-me trying to figure out how I got an extra $300 in wallet from last night
-me trying to figure out how I lost $300 last night.
That is the first 15 minutes of my morning drive. It gets exponentially worse from there.
Things that would be seen if camera was on:
-me acting like I am fricking the fine bitch next to me in traffic
-me acting like that I am going to harpoon the fat bitch next to me in traffic.
-me picking my nose
-me farting
-me trying to figure out how I got an extra $300 in wallet from last night
-me trying to figure out how I lost $300 last night.
That is the first 15 minutes of my morning drive. It gets exponentially worse from there.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 1:11 am to TigerFred
My typical accent in self talks defaults a British Australian mix for some reason. Maybe from movies growing up or something.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 1:17 am to Havoc
Since you took all the fun times out I would say playing basketball as a 37 year old white guy. I’m going to say a -5.
This post was edited on 6/21/18 at 1:20 am
Posted on 6/21/18 at 1:29 am to TigerFred
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That is the first 15 minutes of my morning drive. It gets exponentially worse from there.
Not a camera, but I was once driving and about to call my dad when I got stuck behind a really slow driver and put my phone down. Apparently I accidently hit call when setting the phone down and my dad heard a solid 3 of me just road raging hard as shite, cussing up a storm at the top of my lungs, calling the guy in front of me every name possible.
So yeah, even if the camera was on me only when I'm in my car alone the crazy level would be over 9000. I regularly go from singing in weird voices, making up my own ridiculous lyrics, and dancing like a fool, to screaming invented curse words, threatening to murder entire families, eat your future babies, etc, then back to the singing and dancing. That full swing can easily take place in under 30 seconds.... Also to add to the crazy, when I make up lyrics as I'm singing, 95% of the time I'm just making every song on the radio about my dog and inserting his name into the song as many times as possible.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 1:32 am to Havoc
Bundy was pretty normal if you exclude his "sexy" times.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:47 am to Havoc
The audience would probably be bored AF and think:
“Does this guy ever stop burying his head into a screen?”
“Does this guy ever stop burying his head into a screen?”
Posted on 6/21/18 at 5:09 am to Havoc
The problem is that none of the real interesting stuff could be shown on TV
Posted on 6/21/18 at 5:36 am to Havoc
Probably a 2-3. Pretty boring. They'd dig my hikes and bonfires, fishing....but around the house I'm a boring arse.
The soundtrack would be awesome though.
The soundtrack would be awesome though.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 5:53 am to Havoc
They would be bored to fricking death.
Wake up
Eat
Go fishing or make fishing baits
eat
Got to bed
Rinse / Repeat
Wake up
Eat
Go fishing or make fishing baits
eat
Got to bed
Rinse / Repeat
Posted on 6/21/18 at 5:57 am to Havoc
I have cameras in my house, cameras in my car, and cameras watching me at work. I'm sure I would be cancelled after the pilot episode
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:01 am to Havoc
Seems like I remember this concept being a thing...
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:47 am to Havoc
Probably pretty vanilla for me.
Except Wednesday’s when I dress up in drag. That’ll give them a good show
Except Wednesday’s when I dress up in drag. That’ll give them a good show
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:00 am to Havoc
2.
Although I would be pretty embarrassed for people to see how quickly I rage when I'm alone and technology (BT, Wifi, email, etc.) doesn't work like it should.
Although I would be pretty embarrassed for people to see how quickly I rage when I'm alone and technology (BT, Wifi, email, etc.) doesn't work like it should.
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