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re: I would guess this would have to be one of the most painful ways to go!

Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:11 pm to
One good stomp from an elephant would likely render one dead or unconscious.
This post was edited on 1/28/25 at 11:27 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:18 pm to
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drowning


people say it isn't that bad and is actually quite peaceful (people that have been resuscitated)
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:36 pm to
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The animal "charged and trampled" the victim on Saturday, according to a news release


It's easy to stop an elephant from charging. You just have to take their credit card.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 6:22 pm to
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Her mother Tatiana said that at first she thought she was joking.

'But then I heard the real horror and pain in Olga’s voice, and the sounds of a bear growling and chewing,' she added. 'I could have died then and there from shock.'

Probably could have taken a few seconds and thought of a different phrase there
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 6:27 pm to
Posted by BogeyTX
Member since Apr 2018
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 6:56 pm to
I have been trying to forget about reading this all evening. frick.
This post was edited on 1/28/25 at 6:58 pm
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 7:01 pm to
Drowning in Elephant Poop
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 7:08 pm to
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In a second call, a weak Olga gasped: 'Mum, the bears are back. She came back and brought her three babies. They’re... eating me.'


This post was edited on 1/28/25 at 7:09 pm
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 8:15 pm to
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Both sound like pretty quick deaths. I still say drowning or dying by fire are the worst


I think the worse is the cave explorer getting stuck and couldn't be rescued. So they just sealed the entrance and made it his tomb. Fire would suck but at least that doesn't take days to die.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 8:21 pm to
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Both sound like pretty quick deaths. I still say drowning or dying by fire are the worst.

I constantly see drowning compared to burning. Makes no sense. Hold your finger over a lit match for five seconds and let us know how it feels.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 8:25 pm to
The cave thing is definitely psychological torture knowing you will end up dying there, but I think those people making the decision to jump from the World Trade Center windows to avoid burning to death is no better.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 8:35 pm to
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Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 9:20 pm to
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dying by fire are the worst


Heard the other day that if you are burned up in a fire your eyes melt before you die. Sounds bad.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 9:24 pm to
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I constantly see drowning compared to burning. Makes no sense. Hold your finger over a lit match for five seconds and let us know how it feels.


As someone who almost died drowning on their own blood and puss, I can tell you it's not fun.
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 9:25 pm to
I would imagine that burning to death would be the most painful
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 10:38 pm to
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drowning people say it isn't that bad and is actually quite peaceful (people that have been resuscitated)


Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2139 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 10:55 pm to
What about getting stoned to death. That would be a slow painful way to die.
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 10:59 pm to
Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
3109 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:32 pm to
I remember a few years ago a young guy got stuck up to his waist in a mud flat next to the ocean. He could not be pulled out and then the tide slowly came in and eventually over his head and drowned him. Just the desperation he must have felt as the waters slowly rose must have been terrible.

May he RIP.

Does anyone remember this story? I think it was in Alaska, but could be wrong.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83232 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 1:16 am to
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As someone who almost died drowning on their own blood and puss, I can tell you it's not fun.


I’m sure it’s pretty horrible, but there’s not much that compares to the pain of extreme heat or fire.
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