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Ajo Devil
Arizona State Fan
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
1144 posts

I went to see a psychiatrist today
He said I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave him 80 bucks and told him to get the rest from the other dude.


The Mick
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2010
35430 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
Whats black and white and red all over?




A newspaper


KG6
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2009
9207 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
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He said I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave him 80 bucks and told him to get the rest from the other dude.


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If at first you don't succeed....you're NOT Chuck Norris!


Where do you find the time to come up with this shit! Next level right here.....next level.


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tss22h8
LSU Fan
30.4 N 91.2 W
Member since Jan 2007
15600 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
I saw my doctor last week, he gave me six months to live. I told him I wouldn't have the bill paid by then, so he gave me another six months.


JetFuelTyga
LSU Fan
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1373 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
Everyone knows psychiatrists don't start office hours until 9 AM. Making it an impossibility for you have already gone, been seen, received diagnosis, and post about it.


So HA


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TheAlmightySmash
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
4109 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
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Whats black and white and red all over?


You had so much potential with this set up and you went with Newspaper?


bengalbait
Florida Fan
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
3160 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
I've got a problem that's ruining my life.
I've got a problem with my woman.....I've got a problem with my wife.
-Buddy Guy.


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GetCocky11
South Carolina Fan
Member since Oct 2012
25839 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today


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FearTheFish
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2007
1930 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
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I went to see a psychiatrist today


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Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:25 am


I don't believe you.


el Gaucho
Southern Fan
bawcomville
Member since Dec 2010
31819 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
I took my wife to the doctor 6 months ago for wrinkles and he installed a knob on top of her head that I could turn to gradually straighten out the wrinkles kinda like raising curtains

6 months later I took her back to the doctor because she was getting pimples on her face. I said "doc look she got pimples on either side of her face!" And he said "Boudreaux that's not pimples, that's nipples!"


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Cdawg
Houston Astros Fan
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
48634 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
A bartender is cheaper.


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momentoftruth87
Arkansas Fan
IL
Member since Oct 2013
7226 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
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I went to see a psychiatrist today



quote:
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:25 am



I don't believe you.





Yep 7-8 am is for marriage counseling lol.


The Mick
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2010
35430 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
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You had so much potential with this set up and you went with Newspaper?
Go on...


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Ajo Devil
Arizona State Fan
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
1144 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
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Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:25 am


I don't believe you.



Maybe you should see a shrink to discuss a possible anal retentive, hyper-analytical, obsessive compulsive disorder.


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foshizzle
LSU Fan
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
37382 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
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I saw my doctor last week, he gave me six months to live. I told him I wouldn't have the bill paid by then, so he gave me another six months.


I saw my doctor and he gave me six months to live. So I shot him on the spot.

The judge gave me 30 years, so I'm good now.


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MBclass83
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
4868 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
I went to the Dr. this morning because everytime I drink coffee, my eye hurts.
He said take the spoon out of the cup before you drink it.


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Jack Daniel
LSU Fan
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
11577 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
And neither one of the dudes are funny.


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jat912
LSU Fan
Zachary
Member since Jun 2008
112 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
Woman goes for follow-up visit to her psychiatrist.
She says "The medication you gave me isn't working".
Psychiatrist: "Why do you think it's not working?"
Woman: "Because I've been taking it for 2 weeks and my husband is still an a-hole."


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Nicky Parrish
below the intracoastal
Member since Apr 2016
479 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
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Whats black and white and red all over?

Sunburned Zebra?


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RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
15759 posts

re: I went to see a psychiatrist today
This feller comes home from his Dr appt wearing a tuxedo

His wife says "What in the ever loving hell?"

Man says that the doctor told him he was impotent. "So if I'm gonna be impotent, I gotta look impotent"


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