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I went to see a psychiatrist today
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:25 am
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:25 am
He said I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave him 80 bucks and told him to get the rest from the other dude. 
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Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:26 am to Ajo Devil
Whats black and white and red all over?
A newspaper
A newspaper
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:27 am to Ajo Devil
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He said I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave him 80 bucks and told him to get the rest from the other dude.
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If at first you don't succeed....you're NOT Chuck Norris!
Where do you find the time to come up with this shite! Next level right here.....next level.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:27 am to Ajo Devil
I saw my doctor last week, he gave me six months to live. I told him I wouldn't have the bill paid by then, so he gave me another six months.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:27 am to Ajo Devil
Everyone knows psychiatrists don't start office hours until 9 AM. Making it an impossibility for you have already gone, been seen, received diagnosis, and post about it.
So HA
So HA
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:28 am to The Mick
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Whats black and white and red all over?
You had so much potential with this set up and you went with Newspaper?
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:28 am to Ajo Devil
I've got a problem that's ruining my life.
I've got a problem with my woman.....I've got a problem with my wife.
-Buddy Guy.
I've got a problem with my woman.....I've got a problem with my wife.
-Buddy Guy.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:29 am to Ajo Devil
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:29 am to Ajo Devil
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I went to see a psychiatrist today
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Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:25 am
I don't believe you.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:32 am to Ajo Devil
I took my wife to the doctor 6 months ago for wrinkles and he installed a knob on top of her head that I could turn to gradually straighten out the wrinkles kinda like raising curtains
6 months later I took her back to the doctor because she was getting pimples on her face. I said "doc look she got pimples on either side of her face!" And he said "Boudreaux that's not pimples, that's nipples!"
6 months later I took her back to the doctor because she was getting pimples on her face. I said "doc look she got pimples on either side of her face!" And he said "Boudreaux that's not pimples, that's nipples!"
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:33 am to Ajo Devil
A bartender is cheaper.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:37 am to FearTheFish
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I went to see a psychiatrist today
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Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:25 am
I don't believe you.
Yep 7-8 am is for marriage counseling lol.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:39 am to TheAlmightySmash
quote:Go on...
You had so much potential with this set up and you went with Newspaper?
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:40 am to momentoftruth87
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Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:25 am
I don't believe you.
Maybe you should see a shrink to discuss a possible anal retentive, hyper-analytical, obsessive compulsive disorder.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 8:53 am to tss22h8
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I saw my doctor last week, he gave me six months to live. I told him I wouldn't have the bill paid by then, so he gave me another six months.
I saw my doctor and he gave me six months to live. So I shot him on the spot.
The judge gave me 30 years, so I'm good now.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:08 am to Ajo Devil
I went to the Dr. this morning because everytime I drink coffee, my eye hurts.
He said take the spoon out of the cup before you drink it.
He said take the spoon out of the cup before you drink it.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:23 am to Ajo Devil
And neither one of the dudes are funny.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:24 am to Ajo Devil
Woman goes for follow-up visit to her psychiatrist.
She says "The medication you gave me isn't working".
Psychiatrist: "Why do you think it's not working?"
Woman: "Because I've been taking it for 2 weeks and my husband is still an a-hole."
She says "The medication you gave me isn't working".
Psychiatrist: "Why do you think it's not working?"
Woman: "Because I've been taking it for 2 weeks and my husband is still an a-hole."
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:38 am to The Mick
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Whats black and white and red all over?
Sunburned Zebra?
Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:06 am to Ajo Devil
This feller comes home from his Dr appt wearing a tuxedo
His wife says "What in the ever loving hell?"
Man says that the doctor told him he was impotent. "So if I'm gonna be impotent, I gotta look impotent"
His wife says "What in the ever loving hell?"
Man says that the doctor told him he was impotent. "So if I'm gonna be impotent, I gotta look impotent"
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