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re: I told ChatGPT to write a Jerry Reed song about crawfish
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:36 am to 777Tiger
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:36 am to 777Tiger
quote:
and a hell of a guitar player
I watched the best guitar player I know, can play any song just hearing it once, try to play amos moses by ear one night when we requested after a few too many drinks.
He fumbled the opening chords three times. Forgot he was micced up, looked at his fingers and mumbled "you sneaky motherfricker"
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Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:49 am to StringedInstruments
quote:
Sooooo that song sucks as a Jerry Reed song.
It started off more like a Bobby Bare song.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:00 am to X123F45
ChatGPT worked "Jubilee" in there, but no mention of a "gold mine" or a "shaft".
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:04 am to dewster
quote:
Amos Moses probably wasn’t really a Cajun.
Creole, maybe!
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:11 am to X123F45
How Amos Moses cutting up the sausage with his left arm gone clean up to the elbow
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:13 am to redstick13
Yeah, here comes Amos!
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun
He lived by hisself in the swamp
He hunted alligator for a livin'
He'd just knock them in the head with a stump
The Lousiana law gonna getcha, Amos!
It ain't legal hunting alligator down in the swamp, boy!
Now everybody blamed his old man
For making him mean as a snake
When Amos Moses was a boy
His daddy would use him for alligator bait
Tie a rope around his waist
And throw him in the swamp
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou
(Chorus)
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana
Lived a man called Doc Millsap and his pretty wife Hannah
Well, they raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries
Named him after a man of the cloth
Called him Amos Moses...
Now the folks around south Louisiana
Said Amos was a hell of a man
He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator
And just use one hand
That's all he got left 'cause the alligator bit it!
Left arm gone, clean up to the elbow
Well, the sheriff caught wind that Amos
Was in the swamp trappin' alligator skin
So he snuck in the swamp, gonna get the boy
But he never come out again...
Well, I wonder where the Louisiana sheriff went to?
Well, you can sure get lost in the Louisiana bayou
(Chorus)
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana
Lived a man called Doc Millsap and his pretty wife Hannah
Well, they raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries
Named him after a man of the cloth
Called him Amos Moses...
Sit down on 'em Amos--
Make it count, son!
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun
He lived by hisself in the swamp
He hunted alligator for a livin'
He'd just knock them in the head with a stump
The Lousiana law gonna getcha, Amos!
It ain't legal hunting alligator down in the swamp, boy!
Now everybody blamed his old man
For making him mean as a snake
When Amos Moses was a boy
His daddy would use him for alligator bait
Tie a rope around his waist
And throw him in the swamp
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou
(Chorus)
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana
Lived a man called Doc Millsap and his pretty wife Hannah
Well, they raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries
Named him after a man of the cloth
Called him Amos Moses...
Now the folks around south Louisiana
Said Amos was a hell of a man
He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator
And just use one hand
That's all he got left 'cause the alligator bit it!
Left arm gone, clean up to the elbow
Well, the sheriff caught wind that Amos
Was in the swamp trappin' alligator skin
So he snuck in the swamp, gonna get the boy
But he never come out again...
Well, I wonder where the Louisiana sheriff went to?
Well, you can sure get lost in the Louisiana bayou
(Chorus)
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana
Lived a man called Doc Millsap and his pretty wife Hannah
Well, they raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries
Named him after a man of the cloth
Called him Amos Moses...
Sit down on 'em Amos--
Make it count, son!
This post was edited on 8/18/23 at 11:14 am
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:19 am to 777Tiger
I mean, that's not even really jerry reed's style other than using Amos Moses.
You'd need to tell a story about some wild crawfish man who used a nosy game warden as bait
You'd need to tell a story about some wild crawfish man who used a nosy game warden as bait
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:23 am to fr33manator
quote:
You'd need to tell a story about some wild crawfish man who used a nosy game warden as bait
get on this baw!
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:35 am to 777Tiger
quote:
and a hell of a guitar player
Liked him in Smokey and the Bandit.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 12:26 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
get on this baw!
I'm not as quick as chatGPT, but I guess if people want something...
Let me think ...
Wellllllllll,
Down in da bayou, there lived a baw,
Coolest Coonass that you ever saw,
Big ol boy, yeah he weighed about tree-fiddy,
Well he'd stir that paddle in a big ol pot,
With the propane burnin' it was flamin hot,
Yeah he cooked so good it was better than a set o' titties,
Tree-Fiddy Boudreaux,
Where'd you get that sack?
Green Jeans is comin,
Better watch your back,
He said "all you gotta do is know where to look,
Don't ask no questions, you, and just let me cook,
So just enjoy that plate you got,
And let me worry bout what's in my pot."
Eh, that's a start. Might work on more later
Posted on 8/18/23 at 12:48 pm to dewster
quote:
How many Cajuns you know names Amos or Moses?
Come on now! Amos Moses was the Jewish Cajun who owned all of the jewelry stores.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:07 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
he in timeout?
No. Voluntary Sabbatical.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:56 pm to X123F45
It just needed Big bad John in it and that would have done.
This MF’r still banging though
This MF’r still banging though
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:08 pm to dewster
My very Cajun grandpa’s first name was Amos and my middle name is Amos.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:10 pm to Fat and Happy
He is a national treasure. Here he is knocking down cong at Khe Sanh.
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