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re: I think I need an affair to save my marriage
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:33 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:33 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
How fat have you gotten in the last 12 years?
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Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:35 am to HoustonChick86
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If it is that bad just watch some porn or divorce your wife amicably.
I first recommend just rubbing one out to your wife's besties beach photos on Facebook and then telling her. See if that lights a fire in her to win you back.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:36 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
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In our early years she was all over me. We have since had kids and developed hella more responsibilities so some slowdown is not unexpected.
Found out why she won’t frick you. Are you 12?
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:36 am to HoustonChick86
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NEVER have an affair. That ruins the persons trust forever.
This. Have you even tried talking to her first? She might be assuming you’re fine with the status quo.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:37 am to TheHarahanian
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Screwing that other woman won’t make your libido go away.
Yeah. Dude will still feel empty inside and he will now have that guilt with him for the rest of his life.
This post was edited on 2/21/23 at 10:41 am
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:37 am to BluegrassBelle
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Found out why she won’t frick you. Are you 12?
Belle I bet your snatch is dryer than the Mojave desert. Don’t do that
This post was edited on 2/21/23 at 10:38 am
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:37 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
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the wonderful mother you've evolved into only adds to my fire
Well…to thine own self be true.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:37 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Well that sounds like a good way to make the situation worse. 
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:38 am to HoustonChick86
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NEVER have an affair. That ruins the persons trust forever. What will you kids think when they find out? And your wife.
This. Cause when everyone finds out (and they will, they always find out eventually) that poor woman will have serious trust issues for any future relationship after the inevitable divorce. And the OP will be the hated bad guy by everyone. And depending on what state….she can use the affair against him in divorce court.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:38 am to HoustonChick86
quote:the reason I asked how much porn OP watches is because my assumption is most people like OP watch too much porn and have unrealistic expectations in the sack.
it is that bad just watch some porn or divorce your wife amicably.
OPs calling his wife a fish but I have to wonder if it’s that he’s expecting her to frick him at the apartment pool and call up her best friends to invite them over for a foursome.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:38 am to HoustonChick86
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Well that sounds like a good way to make the situation worse.
Definitely not. You're at least testing the waters without actually testing the waters.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:38 am to The People
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Solid troll story GCS.
This has his name all over it. He is a fricking moron and he thinks people fall for this shite. Idiot.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:38 am to Bluefin
PURE GENIUS
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:39 am to BluegrassBelle
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Found out why she won’t frick you. What are you 12??
Married 12 years, wonderful wife and mother with one major exception: an absolute fish in the bedroom. No desire whatsoever. We've done counseling and tried therapies, and obviously have talked it out and fought it out: nothing changes.
It wasn't always like this. In our early years she was all over me. We have since had kids and developed hella more responsibilities so some slowdown is not unexpected. But her major excuse for her complete disinterest is that we don't do the same things as when it was just us, so she doesn't feel the same feels. No shite, woman! That hasn't dampened my desire! And the wonderful mother you've evolved into only adds to my fire. But I guess its the opposite for her. She apparently wants to have me around as husband and father and provider, Married 12 years, wonderful wife and mother with one major exception: an absolute fish in the bedroom. No desire whatsoever. We've done counseling and tried therapies, and obviously have talked it out and fought it out: nothing changes.
It wasn't always like this. In our early years she was all over me. We have since had kids and developed hella more responsibilities so some slowdown is not unexpected. But her major excuse for her complete disinterest is that we don't do the same things as when it was just us, so she doesn't feel the same feels. No shite, woman! That hasn't dampened my desire! And the wonderful mother you've evolved into only adds to my fire. But I guess its the opposite for her. She apparently wants to have me around as husband and father and provider, but frick my 24 year old self.
Math checks out.
This post was edited on 2/21/23 at 10:42 am
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:39 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
Is she on any birth control? IUD? My wife was all over me up until after our second kid and she went on an IUD for 5 years. We went from 2-3x a week to maybe 3-4x per year.
After she got off her IUD and her body went back to normal, we're at it almost daily and she gets very cranky if she doesn't get it.
I felt the same way as you. I saw no end in sight. Just a friendly suggestion.
After she got off her IUD and her body went back to normal, we're at it almost daily and she gets very cranky if she doesn't get it.
I felt the same way as you. I saw no end in sight. Just a friendly suggestion.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:40 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
You are an idiot, and your wife is probably not into sex because you are bad at it. She probably already found someone who is, too.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:41 am to Howyouluhdat
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Belle I bet your snatch is dryer than the Mojave desert. Don’t do that
Found the owner of the OP’s alter.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:41 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
Enjoy the divorce. You’re getting it whether you want it or not if you get your dick wet.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:44 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
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Married 12 years
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but frick my 24 year old self.
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save my marriage
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I think I need an affair
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I know the honorable thing
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would be to divorce
Your parents done you wrong.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:45 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
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I know the honorable thing would be to divorce but I refuse to do that to the kids.
No, moron. The honorable thing to do would be to be a man and accept that things change and deal with your reality as it is.
I hope this is a troll ost by an alter. If not, you are a shitty person.
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