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Nativebullet
Ole Miss Fan
Natchez, MS
Member since Feb 2011
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I still have it even after 30 years
I will try and make this as precise & brief as possible. I never did FB or any others, but I did get Instagram this Summer. Really cool, I like it.

As usual, I stalked a couple of my ex(s) on Instagram. I immediately found my old high school/college girlfriend "Heather". We dated for 5 years....separating when she moved colleges. Still looks smoking for late 40's. I'll be damn when I discovered she was married to a famous hockey player that is now in the HOF. Whooopi. I never played hockey so f'em.

I'm okay with that, but what did piss me off is that she and our nemesis, "Colby", during our dating days, are now Instagram friends. They follow each other. This guy was a POS. Colby went to a rival high school and was all world WR & batted like 500, got big time offers in both sports. (I was 2nd team TE for 1 year so it kinda burned my arse, zero offers)

Every damn time Heather and I broke up, there he was...taking here out to eat and a movie. I put an end to that crap when I whipped his arse in the parking lot of the Galleria (the year was 1987).

Fast forward to present day. One night, after a few beers, I sent Heather a message asking her what's up with her following Colby. I sent it from a fake account cause her husband is a pretty bad dude. She did not reply to me, BUT, she added me on my real account and quit following Colby...which means she searched me. Yes, I still have it.

Here is a funny part. Two days after Heather removes him, Colby sends me a private message. Keep in mind, this guy is married with kids and is a big time insurance agent. The message reads (and u fill in the obvious blanks)... "I know what you did. You just can't ever get over I filled her holes with ______ before, during and after you. ______ off with your fat wife and _________ kids. What happened you look 80." Got him. I blocked him.


PipelineBaw
LSU Fan
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1063 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
You're way too old to be fretting about this BS


tigersownall
Nicholls St. Fan
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
11946 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
You need help.


onelochevy
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Member since Jan 2011
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re: I still have it even after 30 years
Uncle Rico, is that you?


BurningHeart
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2017
7010 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
quote:

I still have it even after 30 years


No you don't


Lawyered
Ole Miss Fan
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Member since Oct 2016
5615 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
Cool


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jamboybarry
LSU Fan
I Putt Out
Member since Feb 2011
22104 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
This is trashy and pathetic all at the same time


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Codythetiger
LSU Fan
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
22233 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
WTF did I just read


GeorgeTheGreek
Michigan State Fan
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
55325 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
This is fake. And gay.


Lsupimp
Colorado Fan
The Mean Streets of ST. GEORGE
Member since Nov 2003
61664 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
Trashy. Tell us more about the NHL hall of famer, though . What team ? Is this Mrs mike Modano? Spill the beans.


ffokcuf
Georgia Fan
dem wee boyz
Member since Mar 2018
79 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
So Colby is a guy?


OldmanBeasley
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re: I still have it even after 30 years
I wish I would have grown up in a trailer park too


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Rouge
USA Fan
Public Enemy #1
Member since Oct 2004
127083 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
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Nativebullet
what a goddamn phflaggot
This post was edited on 9/14 at 12:47 pm


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Crow Pie
New Orleans Saints Fan
Nuero ICU - Tulane Medical Center
Member since Feb 2010
19768 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
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I still have it even after 30 years
No you don't

I'll go one step further and say he never had it


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Roll Tide Ravens
Alabama Fan
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
9714 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
quote:

Fast forward to present day. One night, after a few beers, I sent Heather a message asking her what's up with her following Colby. I sent it from a fake account cause her husband is a pretty bad dude. She did not reply to me, BUT, she added me on my real account and quit following Colby...which means she searched me. Yes, I still have it.

Here is a funny part. Two days after Heather removes him, Colby sends me a private message. Keep in mind, this guy is married with kids and is a big time insurance agent. The message reads (and u fill in the obvious blanks)... "I know what you did. You just can't ever get over I filled her holes with ______ before, during and after you. ______ off with your fat wife and _________ kids. What happened you look 80." Got him. I blocked him.

Sounds like a group of people who haven't left high school behind...

After 30 years.


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deltaland
Mississippi St. Fan
Member since Mar 2011
51308 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
It seems like you can’t get over the fact that Colby filled all her holes.

Only explanation as to why you’d message an ex who is married worrying about her following a guy who Jody’d you, who is also married. While being married yourself.


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AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
437 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
I dont think you ever had it.


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High C
Houston Astros Fan
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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re: I still have it even after 30 years
quote:

I still have it even after 30 years


The herp doesn’t have a cure.


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kywildcatfanone
Kentucky Fan
Wildcat Country!
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re: I still have it even after 30 years
long story bro.


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Epic Cajun
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
19676 posts

re: I still have it even after 30 years
You sound like a fricking loser.

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This post was edited on 9/14 at 12:52 pm


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