re: I just had the weirdest experience of my life

Happened to a friend, he and his wife woke up and there was a dude passed out on their couch. They made him breakfast and he said he just got too fricked up the night before and thought he was at his buddy’s house

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What's her OT rating? That's all I care about

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4ish? Wasn't thinking about it tbh.

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They ended up cooking him

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I thought this was going to end badly —like cat—before I read on.

Did she used to live in the house? That happened to my neighbors once. Old lady who had lived at the house over a decade before had a senior moment and went to her old house which was now occupied by a young couple who were startled to see some random old woman walk into their house and make herself at home.

I'd have asked for a BJ.

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Did she used to live in the house? That happened to my neighbors once. Old lady who had lived at the house over a decade before had a senior moment and went to her old house which was now occupied by a young couple who were startled to see some random old woman walk into their house and make herself at home.

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Not my house. I know the previous owners as I rented before I bought it. But I'm going to walk around and ask the neighbors today. She looked to be in her mid 50s.

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Last time my wife was out of town I had a similar situation where a half naked lady ended up in my bed. I had no idea where she came from and my wife doesn’t believe me.

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FWIW: Mrs BigPerm was similarly paying it forward the weekend she was out of town…..

Her best defense is her good offense.

My Dad lived on False River. He and Mom got home from eating dinner at a restaurant and a naked lady was passed out on their porch swing.
I guess this weird crap happens!

I want to believe you, but as a long time resident of the Birmingham area, the fact you left the door unlocked is mind blowing

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