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re: I just had a colonoscopy this morning with Propofol, and damn that is one powerful drug

Posted on 8/7/23 at 11:24 am to
Posted by Success
Member since Sep 2015
1728 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 11:24 am to
Bet $100 an anesthesiologist didn’t actually do your anesthesia. Probably a nurse anesthetist.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13639 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 11:25 am to
quote:

"Michael Jackson was taking propofol to sleep, which is like doing chemotherapy because you're tired of shaving your head." - Robin Williams


Incredible
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18447 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 11:26 am to
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Bet $100 an anesthesiologist didn’t actually do your anesthesia. Probably a nurse anesthetist.


There was an anesthesiologist there during pre-op, but a nurse anesthetist put me under.

What’s funny is that I was freaking out about what I would say after waking up. Last time I had surgery was wisdom teeth removal at 18. I woke up flirting with the nurses and apparently flexed for them and said god knows what at that age.

I expected to do something similar but instead threw a few punches and shoved them away.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61820 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 11:31 am to
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It was the greatest nap of my life


No kidding. I was pissed when they woke me up


Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2394 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 11:32 am to
The medical center I had it done at had a shortage of CRNAs, so an anesthesiologist did mine
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2394 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 11:35 am to
You aren’t asleep. It’s technically a forced coma, which is why there’s no sense of time passing.
This post was edited on 8/7/23 at 11:37 am
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2394 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 11:44 am to
They’ve done medical studies and found that people who received propofol during minor non-surgical procedures reported higher feelings of euphoria compared to people who received propofol for surgical procedures.

“Propofol--induced euphoria is more common in patients undergoing short or painless surgeries, such as gastric or gastrointestinal endoscopy (3, 10–12).”

LINK
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12480 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 11:51 am to
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It felt like I was reborn. When I woke up I felt high as a kite and couldn’t stop laughing because of how good it felt.

You got the one with the happy ending, congrats on the free prostate massage.
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12366 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 11:58 am to
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sounds like you have a system with very low tolerance, which may or may not be a bad thing


I have a very high tolerance for anesthetics and it is a terrible thing to have. I woke up on the table when they were finishing taking my gall bladder out. And dentists often have trouble getting me numb and don't believe me until I jump in the chair and show them. A root canal I had was particularly horrifying.

But Propofol was awesome when I had my latest colonoscopy. The paperwork showed it was actually a drug cocktail with a smidgen of Fentanyl. The Fentanyl was a surprise.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2394 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:01 pm to
Come to think of it, I’m due for my annual prostate exam. Thanks for reminding me
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5401 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:04 pm to
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You feel like gravity is weighing down on you by a million pounds. Highly recommend over twilight sedation


Can confirm.

Knocks you out in 2 seconds and then you wake up and feel incredible for the remainder of the afternoon. Like you just had the best sleep ever and you are in a great mood.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19225 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:05 pm to
dang.

My doc told me to shite in a box and UPS it out. So I did.


Regarding waking up post being put under, I've done this twice and each time I'm a maniac. Pulling shite out of my arms and ready to fight the world. Don't have any idea why.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:07 pm to
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My doc told me to shite in a box and UPS it out. So I did.



I don't get what that stuff is for, they say if you come back with positive to go get a colonoscopy
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:08 pm to
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I don't get what that stuff is for, they say if you come back with positive to go get a colonoscopy


Exactly. That’s why you should just go ahead and do the full colonoscopy and get it over with.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79817 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:13 pm to
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I took the pills

My colonoscopy was scheduled for 0700

I took 12 pills at 6 o’clock the afternoon before and the other 12 at 2am, I didn’t sleep all night. shite my brains out

Got to the clinic at 0630 was still shitting


I did the liquid prep. Took it at 5:30 pm, didn’t start working until 11 pm. Then it was Katie, bar the door. I was shitting stuff out I swear my great-grandfather ate. But by 8 am, I was pretty much flushed out.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30264 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:14 pm to
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the assistant (an 8.5/10)
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why do they seem to have the hotties as assistants for this procedure?
Because, after the literal shite you have to endure in the 24-colon prep, the very least they could do for the patient is let a hottie take you down with killer drugs for the procedure.

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God bless them for it

Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Antarctica
Member since Aug 2018
9271 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:17 pm to
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Anesthesiologist pulls out a syringe full of the milk of amnesia, infuses it into my IV, asks me to count from ten, and then everything goes black


I had a colonoscopy in December and this part scared the shite out of me (not literally, no pun intended).

Once the plunger started going down, I briefly thought about the fact that I could die during the procedure and might not ever wake up. Luckily, the drug is so powerful that I was knocked out before I could panic too much.
Posted by Contrary
Nashville
Member since Dec 2019
1084 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:18 pm to
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to have an episode of sleep apnea while under and fail to wake up.
they put a breathing mask on everyone while unconscious during any type of surgery or procedure.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8329 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:20 pm to
You were probably high from knowing someone put a tool in your arse while you were sleeping.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6448 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:25 pm to
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I took the pills

My colonoscopy was scheduled for 0700

I took 12 pills at 6 o’clock the afternoon before and the other 12 at 2am, I didn’t sleep all night. shite my brains out

Got to the clinic at 0630 was still shitting


I did the liquid prep. Took it at 5:30 pm, didn’t start working until 11 pm. Then it was Katie, bar the door. I was shitting stuff out I swear my great-grandfather ate. But by 8 am, I was pretty much flushed out.


I've done the liquid, and the pills most recently. I think I'll do the liquid next time. The pills nauseated me really bad. Plus you still have to drink a barrel of water with either.
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