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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee

Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:48 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

My favorite GF was
you spelled BF wrong
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:52 pm to
Caitlyn Jenner approves of this thread.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123906 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:53 pm to
You're a Sitzenpinkler
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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65525 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:55 pm to
You're late for your third BJ.
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:56 pm to
Just piss in the toilet ya god damn boston batwinger.
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4172 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:56 pm to
My dogs get me up at least once or twice a night to go outside ....I piss with them. Why?...you ask....because I can.
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
14438 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 10:01 pm to
When you're really tall and strong stream the splashback sucks too. Sometimes I'll just turn the shower on and piss in the drain.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Learn to pee accurately then you fricking pussy.




You'd have a problem too if you had a dick like mine.

Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20210 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 10:15 pm to
At my age (76), when I pee I fart, and at this age you can't trust a fart. So ...
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6567 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 10:24 pm to
I pee sitting down when I feel like I have to poo but there's no poo
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26431 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 10:25 pm to
Do you wipe front to back?
Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3796 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 10:37 pm to
"Do you crap standing up?" Marty Funkhouser
Posted by matthew25
Member since Jun 2012
9425 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:05 pm to
I fixed the problem by installing a urinal.
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5308 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:16 am to
I always have an erection so I piss while planking, occasionally I do handstands.
Posted by Mie2cents
the round part of earth
Member since Dec 2012
3462 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:42 am to
BRUCE GENDER has spoken!
Posted by Canard Noir
Houston
Member since Apr 2014
1397 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:43 am to
quote:

Then you're a woman


I'm sorry you never have morning wood. Post sex split stream is also another reason to sit as to not piss on the sink while splitting the difference with the bath tub. All other times, I'm standing up in the back yard or pissing in the kitchen sink...
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82010 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:46 am to
I actually didn't know this was a thing.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:49 am to
quote:

peeing standing up splatters piss everywhere.


Not if you flush while pissing. Try it. Of course if pissing on the rim of the toilet is a problem then sitting is the remedy, day or night.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:56 am to
I pee off the back porch. Just aim for the brown patch in the moonlight
Posted by acrossenemylinesmofo
Member since Sep 2016
91 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 1:44 am to
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