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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee

Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:50 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145162 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:50 pm to
Well that settles that
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33895 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:52 pm to
I sit when I pee or poo inside and stand when I'm outside.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

Bruce??


What?
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10609 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:53 pm to
Welcome to the OT Lounge, Bradley Chelsea Manning
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31636 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:54 pm to
I'm 100% exactly where you are.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68312 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

Bruce??



What?
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
15817 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:57 pm to
Do you guys wipe after you finish? It takes an extra second and a half to lift the seat up and pull your dick out.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9147 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

I have a penis and I sit down to pee


I don't because the water is cold. It would startle me and I couldn't go back to sleep.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65690 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:01 pm to
I piss and shite exclusively in the shower.

The grate on the shower drain becomes an erstwhile PlayDoh Fun Factory.

You invite me to your house, you're forewarned.

My favorite GF was one with a foot fetish AND was Coprophilic.

We used ALOT of mouthwash.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20223 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Bruce??


You mean Caitlyn!
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

peeing standing up splatters piss everywhere.

Sounds ike you need a longer peen.
Posted by hesterhamma
Member since Oct 2013
679 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:22 pm to
Congrats of having a magina!
Posted by chalupa
Member since Jan 2011
6758 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:25 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/12/20 at 5:07 am
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20686 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:28 pm to
Glad I'm not alone brother
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11679 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:28 pm to
At 2am, I ain't ashamed to either.
Posted by NELARiceGuy
NELA
Member since Nov 2015
97 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:32 pm to
Had a suite mate in college that admitted to this. He soon wished he hadn't of shared.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5137 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:36 pm to
Glorious in the right circumstances. Straight fig in the wrong one.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6616 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:37 pm to
I peed on your wife. In dog rules, she's mine, but I don't want her.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:45 pm to
Learn to pee accurately then you fricking pussy.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

In the middle of the night I dont want to turn on a light to see to pee.



I use echolocation.
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