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Chuker
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I have a penis and I sit down to pee
Why you ask?

In the middle of the night I dont want to turn on a light to see to pee.


I clean my own bathroom and peeing standing up splatters piss everywhere.
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rantfan
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
Then you're a woman


JetsetNuggs
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
Like Winston Churchill once said "why stand when you can sit."


jdeval1
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
Bruce??


ksayetiger
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
I didnt know owlie had an alter


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Rouge
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
So brave




















And stunning
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Cosmo
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
When at home im 50/50 sit down to pee


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rebeloke
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
I got dick cancer reading this thread


tigerinthebueche
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Erwinville, LA.
Member since Oct 2010
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
quote:

Why you ask?

In the middle of the night I dont want to turn on a light to see to pee.




Just piss in the tub


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Dennis McGee
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
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Chuker

I have a penis and I sit down to pee


Image: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/172/078/b61.jpeg


LakeViewLSU
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
Richard freakin Condon......how are you buddy?


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PrimeTime Money
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
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Like Winston Churchill once said "why stand when you can sit."
Takes more effort to pull your pants down to your ankles and squat down to sit and stand back up and fix your pants than it does to whip out your dong and pee while standing.


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pevetohead
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Fusaichi Pegasus
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
I should after
PiSS has been erant lately


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Rouge
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
quote:

rebeloke
quote:

got dick cancer
don't seek treatment

Sincerely,
Everyone


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jmarto1
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Member since Mar 2008
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
I'll sit down to pee if I'm drunk or if I found something on my phone that I need to tend to. So what?


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PrimeTime Money
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Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
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In the middle of the night I dont want to turn on a light to see to pee.
Get a night light for your bathroom that emits a soft orange glow. It's enough to see, and it won't wake you up like flipping on the lights.


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LSUsuperfresh
Michigan State Fan
Member since Oct 2010
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
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Like Winston Churchill once said "why stand when you can sit."


It's quicker, cleaner, and more convenient? That being said, at night I don't want to turn on the lights and disrupt my ability to sleep so I am 100% sitting.


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82fumanchu
LSU Fan
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
I stand to shite.

To each their own.


Chiefagain
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Member since Nov 2016
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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee
Thats just weird to me. I know its not weird but to me thats just fricking weird.



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