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re: Former LSU QB signee Zach Lee

Posted by Canard Noir on 1/31/18 at 5:22 pm to
We love our anecdotes; don't we folks? We have the best anecdotes, this I can tell you.
How does anyone know what "evening" means? He has a history I guess but how would anyone know he just didn't find the deer until the day after? Stupid article is stupid and stupid poacher is apparently criminally stupid...

re: Refs are bad BOTH ways

Posted by Canard Noir on 12/7/17 at 9:05 pm to
You couldn't be more wrong but OK
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Then you're a woman


I'm sorry you never have morning wood. Post sex split stream is also another reason to sit as to not piss on the sink while splitting the difference with the bath tub. All other times, I'm standing up in the back yard or pissing in the kitchen sink...

re: Lion fish

Posted by Canard Noir on 9/16/17 at 12:31 am to
I hope a market can be made for it. For every exotic pet that has destroyed an environment lies an arse that couldn't just flush his mistake instead of bringing them to Grand Isle and letting them go. The Everglades and Pythons, LA and Giant Salvinia are prime examples. If it doesn't live near you, you shouldn't have it because we've destroyed enough already to give weirdos an exotic hard on. If anyone ever does something like this ever again, they need to be arrested and treated harshly.

re: Houston Chronicles top 100

Posted by Canard Noir on 9/16/17 at 12:12 am to
From the list I've done about 30 of these and have some thoughts. I think Uchi is better than Kata Robata, BNC is crazy high on the list, Etoile is underrated. Bernie's Burger Bus is good but insists on everything being sweet and spicy, leave the sweet if I don't want it. Xochi is fantastic and far better than Caracol but I can't see it as #1.

re: A thread about white beans..

Posted by Canard Noir on 9/15/17 at 11:55 pm to
Giant Limas(butter beans) done just like you would red beans are my favorite.

Soak for a few hours, sweat some trinity, add beans, and cover with chicken stock and some water until tender. Any smoked products added will be a great addition. I also like to hit the pot with a few pulses from an immersion blender to make it more creamy.

Pro tip: onion mignonette on top when your plating will change your bean life, provided you like onions.
#teamerin, she's fine as frog's hair. IWH every single one in a heartbeat though...
I didn't have a problem with them picking through my pile of shite. What I did have a problem with was they're constantly throwing from the top of the pile onto the part of the lawn that I'm not piling on. If you're going to be a roach and not help, at least don't make the mess worse than it is and make me have to throw it out twice. fricking useless rats...
I'm trying to understand the angle of some of the recent prominent politicians in LA. Bobby/Mitch, WTF did you do so well to make you think you can lead a Country? Is being terrible now a qualification for a Presidential run?

re: Boykin Spaniel Breeders

Posted by Canard Noir on 6/8/17 at 10:44 pm to
Fish, it's hilarious you talk about yours following you in the shitter. My new pup, curled herself into my pants on my ankles until she was too big to fit. Now she about tries to help me wipe unless it's a real doozy, then she pouts and GTFO...

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So you know the media is trying to fool you, yet you believe them when they ridiculously overplayed their hand at insisting to you 24/7 that Trump is in any way shape or form anti-establishment.


The part that gets me is how many people go to Breitbart or some such and profess their gospel while calling everyone else sheople. Newsflash, we're all being played and there's not much we can do about it besides live our pretty kick arse American lives...
I'm in Houston and haven't seen but 2 or 3 in the last month. What could I be doing wrong?
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I haven't made that many crawfish, but I've never had an issue just dumping them in a cooler, filling it with water from the hose, letting that sit about 30, and repeating. Usually takes 3-4 times maybe 5. I do this in the morning casually before a cook, I can see if you want to buy them and cook them within an hour to use an aerated method. But ive never needed to run water over them


I don't think it is necessary to let them sit in water if you have a good product. I put them in some kind of tub and fill/ drain with water until the water drains clear. A true purge takes a long time and is unnecessary if you buy a good product

re: McAllen, Tx Dinner Rec

Posted by Canard Noir on 4/19/17 at 8:57 pm to
Odd that I just had this conversation with my wife. She is regularly in McAllen and couldn't be more complimentary of Salt...
One thing that I don't think has been mentioned is that you can't change where your crawfish come from. A good product from a good swamp will exceed the quality of every crawfish from a ditch or some such every time. I think your problem isn't so much the cleaning but where your product came from.
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To many people today have bought the leftest hype that the US is what is wrong in the world. I am here to say if you believe that, you are an idiot.


You've got a bad case of, "America! frick Yeah," and you have an overinflated sense of our place in the world. We are the World's Police when there's money to be made and acting unilaterally shouldn't ever be our goal or something we take lightly. We aren't what's wrong with the World but our sense of fair play and social conscience makes us particularly susceptible to propaganda from our own Government. This whole action against Syria stinks to high heaven. Damn near every President facing terrible numbers or scandals has pulled this because it works. It takes advantage of our inherent national pride and unites because there's a common goal for the Nation and that's to rid the world of another tyrant. We didn't try to hurt Syria, we sent a fiery false flag that got people like you hard. So he warned Russia, who moved their shite out of the way at, "a base that the chemical weapons came from." If Russia was there and that is true, was Russia also complicit in this chemical weapons attack?

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As the lone superpower we have the responsibility to keep idiots in line


Are you serious in thinking we are the lone superpower? Mutually assured destruction aside, do you think we wouldn't have our hands completely full in a fight with Russia, China, Japan, Germany, or even maybe Saudi Arabia?



I've heard good things about Field and Tides in the Heights but can't personally vouch.

I've personally enjoyed Southern Goods, Kitchen 713, and State of Grace but it has been awhile since I've to any of these...
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Actually I ordered it and got it over rice instead of angle hairwhy must you be so obtuse?


I got a good chuckle from this, well played...
"Given that, why should anyone believe what they claimed about the Iran deal?"

You have a valid point but I have to ask why a Mexico wall paying, Obamacare repealing, preexisting condition keeping, America first, Nationalist would single out one dishonest statement whilst ignoring the dishonesty they bought hook, line, and sinker...