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I got tired of moving the Elf on the Shelf
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:44 pm
Hope my daughter understands.
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Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:45 pm to Federal Tiger
Why would his clothes turn to dust but not his hat
This is obviously fake
This is obviously fake
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:45 pm to Federal Tiger
I upvoted..why the hell not
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:46 pm to Federal Tiger
This does put a smile on my face
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:46 pm to Federal Tiger
Glad you are good at stealing from Reddit......
But I still upvoted.
But I still upvoted.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:47 pm to Federal Tiger
Thanos on a cocaineos?
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:47 pm to Federal Tiger
Shes going to cry and think she wont have a Christmas now.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:47 pm to Federal Tiger
Thanks Reddit
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:48 pm to Ash Williams
quote:
Why would his clothes turn to dust but not his hat
If he incinerated the body and everything touching the body got incinerated along with it, the top portion of the hat, that didn't have any contact with the body could have survived intact.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:48 pm to Federal Tiger
Man, I am so glad to not have to deal with our damn elf anymore. Had to make up stories on the rare night we'd forget to hide the thing.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:53 pm to Chief Hinge
I finally just told my kids that the elves got drunk last night. I even showed them all the empties in the trash can.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:00 pm to Federal Tiger
Last year my wife put the elf on the chandelier lights over the kitchen table. Everyone forgot the elf was there until about 15 minutes into dinner the elf looked like a Tibetan Monk self immolating in a Christmas protest.
Luckily, we were able to distract the 4 year old quickly to avoid further psychological damage. However, the news for the elf was not so good, as she was now permanently fused to a light bulb.
Elf #2 is now manning the ship this year.
Luckily, we were able to distract the 4 year old quickly to avoid further psychological damage. However, the news for the elf was not so good, as she was now permanently fused to a light bulb.
Elf #2 is now manning the ship this year.
This post was edited on 12/18/18 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:02 pm to Alt26
Thank God my 5 year old is convinced that the elf at school is the real elf and we don't have to have one at all. Its stupid.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:10 pm to Federal Tiger
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:53 pm to Federal Tiger
I actually told my wife I wanted to do that to ours. My son is obsessed with the MCU. She said I was an a-hole.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:59 pm to Federal Tiger
I'm sure you Elf-Shelf people are nice folks, and good parents. But that shite is so stupid. Probably the worst Christmas "tradition" of all time.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 4:03 pm to Federal Tiger
My kids came clean this year and told us that they don't believe in Santa or the elf anymore. They said they knew he wasn't real last year but it was fun finding the elf everyday. Thank God because I looked everywhere and I can't find that fricking elf for shite. I would have had to go buy another one to make it through this year.
Posted on 12/18/18 at 4:04 pm to Federal Tiger
“Santa, I don’t feel so good...”
Posted on 12/18/18 at 4:07 pm to Federal Tiger
Oops I snorted the Elf on the Shelf
Oops
Oops
Posted on 12/18/18 at 4:54 pm to Federal Tiger
Every parent who does this Elf thing complains about it. It seems like more work for the parents and most kids really don't care. What's the point?
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