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I feel like Ladder Theory could be a game changer for some of you
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:14 pm
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The first thing to notice here is that a woman has not one ,but two ladders. This is because in addition the normal ladder, a woman also has a friends ladder. The friends ladder is where a woman puts guys that she considers "just friends". More to the point where she puts guys who don't get to have sex with her.
The problem arises because a woman never lets a guy know which ladder he is on. Obviously there is a huge difference, or gap between these two ladders. It is in this gap that kisses of death are delivered and intellectual whores are made. All a man can do is "go for it" and make a move on a girl; ask her out, try to kiss her, write her a love note or whatever. If he's on the good ladder fine. If he is on the friends ladder this is a case of ladder jumping. The man is trying to jump the gap from the friends ladder to the real ladder. The girl has two choices at this point: she can let him on the ladder and all is well, or, more likely, she can kick him in the head, and off the ladder.
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This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:15 pm to weagle99
This seems like a Pecker thread.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:16 pm to weagle99
Golden Nugget invented the Ladder Theory
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:16 pm to weagle99
Whoever had the time to put this much thought into this shite, has never made it off the friends ladder.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:17 pm to weagle99
What is the takeaway from this? To just go for it and ask a woman out? Versus what?
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:17 pm to weagle99
This sounds like a dumb way to say a dude is in the friend zone.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:19 pm to weagle99
well this is definitely accurate
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:19 pm to weagle99
This seems like a Golden Nugget thread with a splash of trillhog.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:22 pm to LNCHBOX
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This seems like a shitty, I wish I could post like Pecker thread.
FIFY
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:23 pm to Evil Little Thing
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What is the takeaway from this?
My takeaway is that if my wife buys me a ladder, she wants me to PIIHB.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:25 pm to weagle99
Be patient, baws. After about 35 the odds turn in your favor. All you need is a steady job and be willing to shower and shave daily.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:25 pm to weagle99
Want to know how to ladder jump successfully 100% of the time?
Sleep with her friends.
Sleep with her friends.
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:26 pm to PrivatePublic
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My takeaway is that if my wife buys me a ladder, she wants me to PIIHB.
Has she bought you many ladders?
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:27 pm to LNCHBOX
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This seems like a Pecker thread
Never heard of him
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:42 pm to weagle99
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Never heard of him
:triggered:
DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS/HER/XIR/XE/XI/CIS/THEY/HOW/WHAT/WHERE/WHEN/THEM/THEIR GENDER?
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:42 pm to weagle99
Here’s what I think of your ladders
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:52 pm to LNCHBOX
My exact first thought when I pondered who the author
of such a fine thread could be
of such a fine thread could be
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:53 pm to LNCHBOX
quote:This.
This seems like a Pecker thread.
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