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I feel like Ladder Theory could be a game changer for some of you

Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:14 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:14 pm
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The first thing to notice here is that a woman has not one ,but two ladders. This is because in addition the normal ladder, a woman also has a friends ladder. The friends ladder is where a woman puts guys that she considers "just friends". More to the point where she puts guys who don't get to have sex with her.

The problem arises because a woman never lets a guy know which ladder he is on. Obviously there is a huge difference, or gap between these two ladders. It is in this gap that kisses of death are delivered and intellectual whores are made. All a man can do is "go for it" and make a move on a girl; ask her out, try to kiss her, write her a love note or whatever. If he's on the good ladder fine. If he is on the friends ladder this is a case of ladder jumping. The man is trying to jump the gap from the friends ladder to the real ladder. The girl has two choices at this point: she can let him on the ladder and all is well, or, more likely, she can kick him in the head, and off the ladder.


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This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 2:17 pm
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:15 pm to
This seems like a Pecker thread.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:16 pm to
Golden Nugget invented the Ladder Theory
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11307 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:16 pm to
Whoever had the time to put this much thought into this shite, has never made it off the friends ladder.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:17 pm to
What is the takeaway from this? To just go for it and ask a woman out? Versus what?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:17 pm to
This sounds like a dumb way to say a dude is in the friend zone.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83525 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:19 pm to
well this is definitely accurate

Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20870 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:19 pm to
This seems like a Golden Nugget thread with a splash of trillhog.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48371 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:21 pm to
that's pretty accurate
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17130 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

This seems like a shitty, I wish I could post like Pecker thread.



FIFY
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

What is the takeaway from this?


My takeaway is that if my wife buys me a ladder, she wants me to PIIHB.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98138 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:25 pm to
Be patient, baws. After about 35 the odds turn in your favor. All you need is a steady job and be willing to shower and shave daily.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27351 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:25 pm to
Want to know how to ladder jump successfully 100% of the time?

Sleep with her friends.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39779 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

My takeaway is that if my wife buys me a ladder, she wants me to PIIHB.


Has she bought you many ladders?
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

This seems like a Pecker thread


Never heard of him
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10002 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Never heard of him

:triggered:

DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS/HER/XIR/XE/XI/CIS/THEY/HOW/WHAT/WHERE/WHEN/THEM/THEIR GENDER?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123934 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:42 pm to
Here’s what I think of your ladders
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5511 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:52 pm to
My exact first thought when I pondered who the author
of such a fine thread could be
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

This seems like a Pecker thread.

This.
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