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I drove through the state of Alabama yesterday

Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:36 pm
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13362 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:36 pm
I drove from Kentucky to Panama City beach yesterday and had to come through Alabama.
I’m not impressed with this state. Nothing to see. Why don’t they have a highway that takes you to the beaches? Had to drive country roads for 3 hours to get here.
Felt like all I saw was churches and cemeteries with cement slabs over every gravesite.
You guys need more exits for food too. Luckily there was a buc-ees.
Posted by Freight Joker
Member since Aug 2019
2792 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:37 pm to
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Why don’t they have a highway that takes you to the beaches? Had to drive country roads for 3 hours to get here.


Did you use an atlas?
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
3968 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:38 pm to
Turn around
Go back
Don’t return
Simple
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57437 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:38 pm to
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I’m not impressed with this state. Nothing to see.


Wait until you get a load of Louisiana
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64811 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:38 pm to
Never heard of US 31? It pretty much parallels I-65 and doesn’t turn into a parking lot on holiday weekends.
Posted by Smoke7024
Member since Jun 2010
22701 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:39 pm to
Panama City was nice like 35 years ago.
This post was edited on 5/13/24 at 12:40 pm
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
7876 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:40 pm to
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Had to drive country roads for 3 hours to get here.


Well you did it wrong then. There are good roads all the way to Andalusia.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114059 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:40 pm to
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I’m not impressed with this state.



I am sure everyone in Alabama is really upset because YOU are not impressed with their state.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84894 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:40 pm to
yes, Alabama is a dumb, boring state.

Overgrown version of the town in footloose.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7721 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:43 pm to
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You guys need more exits for food too


Fattie is upset he couldn't stop every 15 miles for food.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13362 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:43 pm to
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Did you use an atlas


GPS off my phone
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11308 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:43 pm to
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I drove from Kentucky


Did you make a stop along the way?

Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12698 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:44 pm to
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I’m not impressed with this state. Nothing to see


Yes. Because everyone knows you see everything about a state by driving on its interstates.

Just like Kentucky from Nashville, Tennessee. “Hey look! The UPS hub!” Then later… “Annnd here is Cincinnati!”
This post was edited on 5/13/24 at 12:45 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71433 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:45 pm to
Last time I drove through there I stopped at exit 6 in Tennessee to fill my tank. That way I wouldn't have to buy gas in Gumpistan. RTWFU.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6561 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:46 pm to
Next time, go around and avoid the state. Buc-ees, and Alabama, will survive without you around anyhow.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13362 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:46 pm to
Perfect timing for that post

No, I drove my jeep for jeep jam. Hanging out with all the lesbians and rubber duck people
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
4091 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:48 pm to
The Alabama interstate system sucks. Not one road is worth traveling on . I drive through GA into Florida and cross over when going to GulfShores
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65926 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:49 pm to
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Why don’t they have a highway that takes you to the beaches?
They do, to their State’s own beaches.

Why would Alabama prioritize building better roads to allow Kentuckians to get to Florida beaches?

PS: You had a lot of time on your hands whilst driving yesterday to think of this, u r dum.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35528 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:51 pm to
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Panama City was nice like 35 years ago.





Fun but not nice.
This post was edited on 5/13/24 at 12:52 pm
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30130 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 12:52 pm to
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Panama City was nice like 35 years ago.


well lets be honest, every town anywhere was way nicer 35 years ago
This post was edited on 5/13/24 at 1:08 pm
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