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I don’t post here. This was weird.

Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:27 pm
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:27 pm
Didn’t know where this should go so here I am. Here’s my ‘cool story bro.’

I was in my backyard about 15 minutes ago. I noticed an object floating about 30-40 feet overhead. It looked like an empty grocery bag floating in the breeze, and at first I thought nothing of it. Kept watching, though, and wondered why is this crinkly brownish bag getting higher? It retreated into the sky and just floated for awhile, stationary. I called my 7-year-old son out, he saw it and didn’t care, and then I ducked inside to call my wife out. When we went back out, it was gone.

I swear all that just happened.

Any thoughts for my entirely sober but apparently crazy arse?

ETA: I said 30 to 40 feet. Probably more like 100 but close enough to where I immediately thought it was a bag
This post was edited on 5/13/26 at 7:30 pm
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:28 pm to
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:28 pm to
Not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.gif
Posted by MFTPC
Member since Apr 2026
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:29 pm to
Could be an empty grocery bag Ricky Fitts
This post was edited on 5/13/26 at 7:32 pm
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:29 pm to
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he saw it and didn’t care


What's it like having a son cooler than you?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26326 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:29 pm to
Drone disguised as a floating bag
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62225 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

I noticed an object floating about 30-40 feet overhead. It looked like an empty grocery bag floating in the breeze,


Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
20351 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:31 pm to
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What's it like having a son cooler than you?


The whole plan, boss. I know I’m lame and basic as frick
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27766 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:31 pm to
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Any thoughts for my entirely sober but apparently crazy arse?
I know you said you're sober, but did you lick anything that looks like this in the last few hours?

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
9917 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:33 pm to
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Any thoughts for my entirely sober but apparently crazy arse?



Headed to work about 6 months ago. I saw something shiny as if the sun was reflecting from it. It was perfectly stationary thousands of feet in the air. Stared at it for about a minute and then it just disappeared.

Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
20351 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:33 pm to
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
20351 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:34 pm to
I don’t not believe you
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1720 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:34 pm to
It’s always windy up over all the houses and trees.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75093 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

Headed to work about 6 months ago. I saw something shiny as if the sun was reflecting from it. It was perfectly stationary thousands of feet in the air. Stared at it for about a minute and then it just disappeared.

And we wonder why idiots are always crashing into shite.
Posted by mulletproof
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:37 pm to
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I don't post here. This was weird


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I don't post here.


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don't post here


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don't post


Fixed.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10039 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:38 pm to
Your son’s a government plant. That was aliens
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
20351 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:40 pm to
Hippity Hoppity. They’re here, they’re there, pink elephants everywhere
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:43 pm to
Shadow of a 4D object passing by
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:53 pm to
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