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I don’t post here. This was weird.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:27 pm
Didn’t know where this should go so here I am. Here’s my ‘cool story bro.’
I was in my backyard about 15 minutes ago. I noticed an object floating about 30-40 feet overhead. It looked like an empty grocery bag floating in the breeze, and at first I thought nothing of it. Kept watching, though, and wondered why is this crinkly brownish bag getting higher? It retreated into the sky and just floated for awhile, stationary. I called my 7-year-old son out, he saw it and didn’t care, and then I ducked inside to call my wife out. When we went back out, it was gone.
I swear all that just happened.
Any thoughts for my entirely sober but apparently crazy arse?
ETA: I said 30 to 40 feet. Probably more like 100 but close enough to where I immediately thought it was a bag
I was in my backyard about 15 minutes ago. I noticed an object floating about 30-40 feet overhead. It looked like an empty grocery bag floating in the breeze, and at first I thought nothing of it. Kept watching, though, and wondered why is this crinkly brownish bag getting higher? It retreated into the sky and just floated for awhile, stationary. I called my 7-year-old son out, he saw it and didn’t care, and then I ducked inside to call my wife out. When we went back out, it was gone.
I swear all that just happened.
Any thoughts for my entirely sober but apparently crazy arse?
ETA: I said 30 to 40 feet. Probably more like 100 but close enough to where I immediately thought it was a bag
This post was edited on 5/13/26 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:28 pm to Nix to Twillie
Not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.gif
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:29 pm to Nix to Twillie
Could be an empty grocery bag Ricky Fitts
This post was edited on 5/13/26 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:29 pm to Nix to Twillie
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he saw it and didn’t care
What's it like having a son cooler than you?
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:29 pm to Nix to Twillie
Drone disguised as a floating bag
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:29 pm to Nix to Twillie
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I noticed an object floating about 30-40 feet overhead. It looked like an empty grocery bag floating in the breeze,

Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:31 pm to forkedintheroad
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What's it like having a son cooler than you?
The whole plan, boss. I know I’m lame and basic as frick
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:31 pm to Nix to Twillie
quote:I know you said you're sober, but did you lick anything that looks like this in the last few hours?
Any thoughts for my entirely sober but apparently crazy arse?

Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:33 pm to Nix to Twillie
quote:
Any thoughts for my entirely sober but apparently crazy arse?
Headed to work about 6 months ago. I saw something shiny as if the sun was reflecting from it. It was perfectly stationary thousands of feet in the air. Stared at it for about a minute and then it just disappeared.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:34 pm to Nix to Twillie
It’s always windy up over all the houses and trees.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:35 pm to Kingpenm3
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Headed to work about 6 months ago. I saw something shiny as if the sun was reflecting from it. It was perfectly stationary thousands of feet in the air. Stared at it for about a minute and then it just disappeared.
And we wonder why idiots are always crashing into shite.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:37 pm to Nix to Twillie
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I don't post here. This was weird
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Fixed.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:38 pm to Nix to Twillie
Your son’s a government plant. That was aliens
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:40 pm to Crow Pie
Hippity Hoppity. They’re here, they’re there, pink elephants everywhere
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:43 pm to Nix to Twillie
Shadow of a 4D object passing by
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