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re: Hypothetical about cheating on your wife....

Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:12 pm to
You probably should pay a visit to the bar, drink nothing, then come back here to say she's an OT 10 before you bang her.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

So let’s say for the past 10 years after you get off work, you stop at the same bar
quote:

But now one of the bartenders who was 21 when you started hanging out there and is now 27

How am I the first one to question his math?
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11925 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Not an affair. Just a one time thing.


Not an affair eh?
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10371 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:25 pm to
OBJ
Is that you?

Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8050 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

one of the bartenders who was 21 when you started hanging out there and is now 27 and is an IRL 10 


Well this aint real. Anyone working in a bar for 6 years aint a ten. Maybe look at her when the lights come on and you're sober. Plus can you imagine the dick that she has ran through in 6 years as a bartender? Lets give her the benefit of the doubt and say roughly 10 guys a year. At least 60 dudes been in that all before she hit 27.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151568 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47726 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:35 pm to
You are right SS. The bartender is the daughter of OP's wife's cousin.
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2187 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:48 pm to
You are obviously not mature enough to be married.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

Not an affair. Just a one time thing. What says the OT. Asking for a friend.

No fricking way. She better offer up 50 times for me to consider it.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61725 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:50 pm to
Dude, she is just being nice for more tips. She laughs about you to the young, fit men in her life.
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13718 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

So let’s say for the past 10 years after you get off work, you stop at the same bar near your house and have a drink or two of your choice.......every day


Almost as bad as dipping your pen in company ink.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66999 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

So let’s say for the past 10 years after you get off work, you stop at the same bar
quote:
But now one of the bartenders who was 21 when you started hanging out there and is now 27

How am I the first one to question his math?


I was about to post that contrary to what everyone is telling you to leave her alone, a girl that only ages 6 years over a ten year span may be worth checking out.
Posted by El Es Shu
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
640 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

Hypothetical about cheating on your wife...

Think about what you plan on doing.

Jerk off.

Now reconsider. You’ll see a different perspective.

Get that poison out! It’s dangerous.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:07 pm to
Op,

Go home after work.

Stop being teased by a professional beauty.


Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:09 pm to
Just get divorced already

If your marriage was really great you wouldn’t have to stop at a bar EVERY DAY for a couple drinks before going home to her.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76158 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:14 pm to
Introduce the bartender chick to your wife.

Tell your wife she’s got a hall pass with the bartender chick.

At least you’re in there somewhere.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13879 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:26 pm to
Besides adultery, hurting my wife, et al, I’m to the point where I wouldn’t want to have to find a new local watering hole, which would be the be the end result of this fiasco.

Also, I’m guessing your “friend” doesn’t have children with his wife.
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
3001 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:29 pm to
I say if you've been married 10 years, it's not really cheating

carry on
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
66030 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:36 pm to
No way I’m cheating on my wife. I’ve lived enough to know you never say never, but I’ve got a great thing going, and 30 years of direct info on this one, baws. I’m good
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17800 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:39 pm to
If you want to cheat on your wife, do it with someone you will never see again.
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