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Hypothetical about cheating on your wife....

Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:52 pm
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10591 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:52 pm
So let’s say for the past 10 years after you get off work, you stop at the same bar near your house and have a drink or two of your choice.......every day. But in the meantime, five years in, you meet somebody (outside of said bar) and you end up getting married. You are both in your mid forties and she is an IRL 7. Works out religiously. Hot. But now one of the bartenders who was 21 when you started hanging out there and is now 27 and is an IRL 10 decides she wants to frick you, do you do it? Not an affair. Just a one time thing. What says the OT. Asking for a friend.
Posted by IS_IT_GAMEDAY
Member since Aug 2018
1647 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:53 pm to
First downvote
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34910 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

when you started hanging out there and is now 27 and is an IRL 10 decides she wants to frick you, do you do it?


Sweet pics of slutty bartender.

What bar? What’s her poison? Coke? Weed?
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56082 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:54 pm to
What are the bars happy hour specials?
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10591 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:54 pm to
I don’t know. Had 4 and only your response. You might have been the 2nd.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14134 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:54 pm to
Congratulations on your divorce.

Really though...you’ve been going to this bar a while so I’m sure you have a group of friends there...that will ALL know if this goes down. Shitty OpSec.
This post was edited on 1/16/20 at 7:57 pm
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15488 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:55 pm to
No. IRL10 or not she’s 27 and still a bartender.
Stick it out with your hot wife.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10591 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:56 pm to
You aren’t getting pics or the name of the bar. Funny ask though.
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
32813 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:56 pm to
Boo this man
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10591 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:57 pm to
The dude was never leaving his wife. That’s the point of this question. Not leaving his wife. One time thing. Read dude. Downvote for you.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
67961 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:57 pm to
Women can't keep secrets. She'll blab. Plus as soon as you finish, your anxiety about being caught will live with you for weeks.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48261 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:57 pm to
3 minutes with some girl 20 years younger than you isn't worth half baw.
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:58 pm to
Nope. Too many potential complications and opportunity for wife finding out.

If your that freeking horny for other tang, pay for it. No emotional traps just business.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48261 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Women can't keep secrets. She'll blab. 
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3985 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:59 pm to
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your mid forties


The hot 27 yo bartender will be vastly underwhelmed and everyone at the bar will know about your ED
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:59 pm to
Your wife sounds cool. Explain your hypothetical to her. You could be looking at a future threesome if you play your cards right.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10591 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Will all know


I agree with this. And I told him this. Even though it’s a one time thing, social media could destroy him. She is smoking hot though.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10591 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:03 pm to
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Vastly undewhelmed


Incorrect.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14134 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:04 pm to
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She is smoking hot though.


Smoking hot 27 yr old bartender that wants to bone a mid 40’s regular?

Your friend is fricking with you. If not tell him to go ahead and up his life insurance limit before he hits that disease infested Petri dish.
This post was edited on 1/16/20 at 8:07 pm
Posted by DaTroof
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2015
973 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:05 pm to
Is your wife your best friend? Because I know for sure that my best friend would definitely want me to hit this bartender. I mean, I wouldn't even have to ask, I already know. So if she's your best friend, I think it's safe to say she would want you to hit that. That's definitely what my best friend would want for me. No need to verify if your best friend would want you to be happy and hit that, just go ahead and hit it. Just don't bitch when she fricks someone else. I mean, you're her best friend, right?
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