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re: Hypothetical about cheating on your wife....

Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10597 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

3 minutes?


Hell no, a girl once asked me for 6 inches and make it hurt. I fricked her twice and hit her in the head with a 2 by 4.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

Not an affair. Just a one time thing. What says the OT.


No, cause just once will leave you wanting more from her..and eventually someone ends up on the ID channel.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:20 pm to
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So let’s say for the past 10 years after you get off work, you stop at the same bar near your house and have a drink or two of your choice.......every day. But in the meantime, five years in, you meet somebody (outside of said bar) and you end up getting married. You are both in your mid forties and she is an IRL 7. Works out religiously. Hot. But now one of the bartenders who was 21 when you started hanging out there and is now 27 and is an IRL 10 decides she wants to frick you, do you do it? Not an affair. Just a one time thing. What says the OT. Asking for a friend.


That's a lot of words to ask if a ONS is worth it.

Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10597 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:20 pm to
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Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14166 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:20 pm to
I’m 48 but also just messing around.

All BS aside...if true it won’t end well. If she’s grown that attached there I’ll be problems and her clock is ticking loudly. I don’t see any way this happens without it escalating until the lid blows off.
This post was edited on 1/16/20 at 8:21 pm
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10597 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

Leave his wife


You implied it
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39100 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:21 pm to
As soon as I put the wedding ring on my finger, 7's-9's started offering it up. It was amazing. They were everywhere.

Now, I have been married 25 years, and with her 30. I can look her in the eye and know I did the right thing.

Don't do it, Baw.

Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49131 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:21 pm to
I banged out a 27 y/o bartender last year. I'm 50 now.

Was a good time.

Not married makes things a bit easier.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68111 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Never cheat with someone that has less to lose than you.
This needs more upvotes. Plus, even then, how would I know if I could fully rope Gayle Benson in?
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14166 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:24 pm to
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Never cheat with someone that has less to lose than you.


That is brilliant BTW.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68111 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:25 pm to
How many times? Do you still frequent the bar? These are the stories that salve me when my wife is bitching and I'm fantasizing about divorce.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35002 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

You aren’t getting pics or the name of the bar. Funny ask though.


Well eat shite douche.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39100 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

how would I know if I could fully rope Gayle Benson in?


She's been without for awhile. I would say your odds are pretty good.

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68111 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:29 pm to
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She's been without for awhile. I would say your odds are pretty good.
I have to think dudes 30-80 years old are swarming her every chance they get. Plus, I'm married and she probably won't go for that. Didn't she meet Tom because they both went to Mass nearly daily? I'd have to quit work to make that service consistently.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5554 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:32 pm to
One simple question. How would you feel if you wife, just one time, fricked this stud bartender?

There's your answer, selfish prick.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68111 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:40 pm to
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One simple question. How would you feel if you wife, just one time, fricked this stud bartender?
That's different.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18614 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:00 pm to
Anyone who has tended bar that long isn’t worth ruining a family over. Keep yer pecker in your pants.
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3245 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:01 pm to
As frustrating as they can be, the guilt would be overwhelming. I'm not perfect either
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
10699 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:05 pm to
Sounds like a drinking problem to begin with: hitting a bar every day.
Secondly it’s never just a one time deal.
Thirdly there will be another woman after this one.
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

you end up getting married


quote:

Not an affair. Just a one time thing.


Yeah, that's not how that works.

Do you want to be divorced and/or move in with the 27 year old? No? Then don't cheat on your wife.
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