re: How’d you baws meet your old lady

Coed adult softball league. She was on opposing team.

True story: At my wifes house.

She was my wifes brothers girlfriend.

She is now my 2nd wife. Been married 10 years now and together about 15.

Foreign language requirement. Then LSUNO. Soon to be Mrs M volunteered me to translate something she knew I didn’t have fully squared away.

Her (dripping innocent sincerity):
“I believe Mr. M has a good translation of that passage.”

Me (stumbling because I thought I had gotten to the end of class unscathed):
“Looking over - - - - shoulders he was stunned to see the workers drop their - - - - and shovels and run for coffee!”

Professor:
“No. No. Mr. M absolutely not. Not even close. Do you have the same passages as everyone else? Mon Dieu! Class dismissed!”

Class: “Open titters and laughter.”

I threatened her with dire consequences if she ever did that again and immediately asked her to coffee.
Pretty much love at first sight.

Nitecaps in Lafayette.

Medical school party. I married up.

Introduced to her through my friend after we stayed up all night drinking and doing blow and rode backroads drinking all the next day and he showed me a pic of her and I said Ima marry that girl and we met her at nicest restaurant in town where I drunkenly ate my salad with my fingers and went outside to puke.

4 years later we got married. Why she fell for me I have no clue I guess she figured life would never be boring. At least I don’t act like that anymore I’ve calmed way down

Some friends were videotaping a football game I was playing in. Upon watching the footage, I heard the ladies rating our butts. I scored a nearly unanimous 10. One of the voices I heard giving my arse a ringing endorsement was my current wife. It was on.

.... not black, but dressed like it. lol

Introduced to me by her high school sweetheart while we were in college. Been with her 41 years and no looking back.