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re: How would you respond to a girl showing you her grades for her sex partners?
Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:26 am to JabarkusRussell
Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:26 am to JabarkusRussell
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do you delicately ask a girl to take a STD test without making her feeling like a whore?
Lemon juice test baw
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:36 am to BowlJackson
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Bitch is crazy but at least I'm gonna have secks
Congrats on teh AIDS baw.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:41 am to Fat and Happy
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Because if you actually believe a girl is gonna tell you the whole truth about her sexual past, you really aren’t that smart.
I remember once I went home with this chick and she said...you should feel special, I never do this without making a guy buy me dinner first.
Straight up laughed in her face.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 8:03 am to Averytiger
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I only keep a running mental list of those who’ve slighted me.
You look beautiful today.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 8:41 am to JabarkusRussell
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First date is tomorrow. Also admitted to threesomes and lesbian dating.
Then I suggest you get her to ride on your dick while her girlfriend gargles your nuts as soon as possible before she realizes you're at the bottom of the class and shitcans you and the "D" you got.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 8:54 am to JabarkusRussell
Meh. My ex had a list. I got a 5 out of 10. Second lowest score. But there was an asterisk and a ^ sign.
The asterisk was because I was never sober. The ^ sign was because I made her see God. Just not with my dick.
I'll take the ^.
Wouldn't be fair if 20 year old me had a stroke game that was on point too.
The asterisk was because I was never sober. The ^ sign was because I made her see God. Just not with my dick.
I'll take the ^.
Wouldn't be fair if 20 year old me had a stroke game that was on point too.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 1:15 am to Beessnax
Today she admitted to being bi, a feminist, and letting her son wear makeup and girl clothes...she also had six friends scattered throughout the bar including a body builder to keep an eye on me. What the f.
This post was edited on 5/12/18 at 1:21 am
Posted on 5/12/18 at 2:35 am to JabarkusRussell
She put a lot of effort into y’all’s date. Prince said it pretty good in Little Red Corvette. quote:
I guess I should've closed my eyes
When you drove me to the place where your horses run free
'Cause I felt a little ill when I saw all the pictures Of the jockeys that were there before me
Believe it or not, I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough class
But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And you say, "Baby, have you got enough gas?", Oh yeah
Posted on 5/12/18 at 2:37 am to JabarkusRussell
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Today she admitted to being bi, a feminist, and letting her son wear makeup and girl clothes...she also had six friends scattered throughout the bar including a body builder to keep an eye on me. What the f.
That’s why you never stay the first place you go.
You dodged a bullet
Posted on 5/12/18 at 6:31 am to HempHead
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A woman unmarried by 30 is undesirable IMO, regardless of partner count.
I wouldn’t say undesirable, but likely has some issues. I have 3 friends off the top of my head I can think of that aren’t married and early 30s. One is a borderline alchoholic party hoe who acts like she’s still in college, ones ugly as hell, one is stuck in fantasty land thinking she will find a guy who’s a millionaire and checks all these insane boxes.
They all have issues.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:40 am to JabarkusRussell
First of all, who are you there to please? If the answer is anyone other than you, then something is terribly wrong.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:42 am to JabarkusRussell
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a list of all the guys she slept with,
Weird, but OK I guess
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the number of times she slept with them
Ummmm, wat
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and the grade for their performance
Ruuuuuuunnn
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:45 am to JabarkusRussell
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She had sex with some over 200 times
Dude. That vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard’s robe.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:54 am to JabarkusRussell
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Today she admitted to being bi, a feminist, and letting her son wear makeup and girl clothes...she also had six friends scattered throughout the bar including a body builder to keep an eye on me. What the f.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:58 am to Godfather1
Do people really believe that's how the vagina works?
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:14 am to JabarkusRussell
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She had sex with some over 200 times.
I hope they were the two of twelve that received passing grades. On the other hand, she exhibits remarkable dedication if she kept fricking an F student over 200 times.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:29 am to HempHead
Depends on age, 12 at 19 would be a slut.
12 at 32 would be below average.
I never got slut shaming.
12 at 32 would be below average.
I never got slut shaming.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:30 am to Napoleon
If people stopped slut shaming we would all get laid more
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:32 am to jmarto1
I’d asked does she grade on the curve 
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:42 am to Lithium
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I’d asked does she grade on the curve
I'd ask how a girl who keeps such meticulous records found herself pregnant.
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