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How would you respond to a girl showing you her grades for her sex partners?

Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:24 am
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:24 am
Been talking to a girl for a few days and today she sent me a list of all the guys she slept with, the number of times she slept with them, and the grade for their performance. How would you respond to such a list? 12 guys and only two had passing grades btw.
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:25 am to
I say you disappoint the hell out of her.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:25 am to
did she grade on the curve

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:25 am to
quote:

Been talking to a girl for a few days and today she sent me a list of all the guys she slept with, the number of times she slept with them, and the grade for their performance.


quote:

12 guys


el oh fricking el

She's a sloot, OP. That's okay if you're looking for one. But that's a big damn Red China flag for anything beyond a quick fling.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:26 am to
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 12:31 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:26 am to
quote:

How would you respond to such a list?


Bitch is crazy but at least I'm gonna have secks
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:27 am to
First date is tomorrow. Also admitted to threesomes and lesbian dating.
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 12:29 am
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39285 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:28 am to
Sounds a bit crazy.

You'll be another D fwiw.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18950 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:28 am to
Get your dick sucked until you nut.
Fake an important phone call and bounce.
Go see an MD within a week.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:28 am to
quote:

grade for their performance.


For guys sex is pass/fail. If you finish you pass.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39285 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:30 am to
On second thought, that's kinda hot. I'm gonna go jerk off now.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:30 am to
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First date is tomorrow.



If you're not an autist, you're probably going to get laid. Grats on the potential sex.

Every woman that has been open with me about past partners, especially in the way you described, has been pretty damanged, honestly. I would advise you to just sleep with her until you figure out why it is none of those dudes thought it was worthwhile to keep her around.

quote:

Also admitted to threesomes and lesbian dating.


Yeah, man. She's probably a good lay.
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 12:31 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64370 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:30 am to
Well, don't marry the broad.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29741 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:31 am to
Tell her you don't wear a condom and really want children. See how she reacts.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64370 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:32 am to
quote:

First date is tomorrow. Also admitted to threesomes and lesbian dating.




Yeah I'd wrap up and keep an eye out for crazy behaviour.


Then again she could be lying about all of it.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:34 am to
Is 12 guys for a 30 year old girl slutty? That's less than 2 a year from age 20.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:36 am to
quote:

Is 12 guys for a 30 year old girl slutty? That's less than 2 a year from age 20.



I don't know if I'd call it 'slutty', but I would encourage everyone to look at divorce statistics relative to sexual partners. A woman unmarried by 30 is undesirable IMO, regardless of partner count.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64370 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:38 am to
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A woman unmarried by 30 is undesirable IMO, regardless of partner count.



That's a pretty hard line you're drawing. I think this a very uncommon and extreme view.


So are you saying a girl married and divorced by 30 is better than not married at all?
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6675 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:39 am to
Treat the situation like she is.
Create a grading scale of freaky time with the guys you've been with.
Compare notes.

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:40 am to
quote:

So are you saying a girl married and divorced by 30 is better than not married at all?



Yeah, I fricked up. I just wouldn't choose a 30yo at all for a long term partner unless I was 40+

But a lack of marriage by that age is a likely indicator of some cock carousel unless she's a prudish unicorn or unattractive.
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