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re: How would you rate yourself on a trashiness scale?

Posted on 6/17/19 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 3:34 pm to
4

I ride motorcycles so I think that loses a point. Ran a tree company till very recently but sold it a few months back, now wear a tie to work at least so not sure where I'm at there so I'll deduct for my potty mouth gained doing that for years.

Live in the woods, hunt and fish, and can fix my own vehicles...so guessing I'm losing a point there.

So let's go 4.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19713 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 3:37 pm to
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When I float in an above ground pool with a floating drink holder/Ice Chest.


Might be a little higher than a 6 on those days.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 3:39 pm to
I’m from North Carolina and went to school in South Carolina

So 9.5

ETA also my pic is me at a Gamecock game
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 3:43 pm
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 3:40 pm to
Maybe higher...I wear a trashy baseball hat that has a hole in the top for my messy bun.


I might add that the hole was one I cut into the hat myself.
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 3:49 pm
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33241 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

How would you rate yourself on a trashiness scale?


If my gf didn't fall for "the banana in the tailpipe" she wouldn't be Mrs. 19.

I'm the trash AND the can.
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
10078 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 3:43 pm to
I’d say I’m a solid 6 to 8 depending on what you categorize as trashiness.
I’ve never been divorced
Never cheated
Don’t smoke or dip
I have a Mechanical Engineering degree
An officer in the military
Drive a Honda
No truck nuts
But
I’m a little bit country
I use to be a machinist and welder
I’ve never owned a new vehicle
I do all maintenance on my car and house
(the only exception is electric work.)
I love outdoors
I have 1 tat
I like hanging out on the river/lake.

This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 3:47 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47538 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 3:49 pm to
I'ma solid 12.3
Posted by habanos
Alabama
Member since Feb 2014
1937 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 3:54 pm to
What if you have tats on each side of your muffin top & momma has neck tats?
Posted by OLDBEACHCOMBER
Member since Jan 2004
7196 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

Pitbulls aren’t trashy




Yes, Yes they are.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
2514 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:05 pm to
Probably a 6.5 or 7 on the OT scale but, then, I don’t really care what the OT thinks.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:06 pm to
I am beyond boring. Drive a Ford Focus. Married for 33 years. Two kids who are college graduates. Same job since 1991 (military).

1
Posted by BrianFlanagan
Red Sticks Everywhere
Member since Apr 2019
253 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:07 pm to
From what I read on the OT, I’m probably close to a 10.

Have two tattoos. Getting a third this week.
Wearing a flat bill hat currently.
Never been divorced, but wife also has tats.
Two small white dogs, one 25# and one 30#. 30# one thinks he’s a pit bull.
Nothing says trashy like driving a new raptor.
Hate fishing, hunting and golf makes me want to off myself.
Would rather play basketball.
Two degrees from LSU. One is construction management, so still trashy.
Self-employed.
Live in Walden which is pretty much the trailer park of subdivisions.
Never taken a puff of a cigarette in my life.
Tom Ford sunglasses next to me.
Loves hip-hop, especially Kanye.

I’m going to go with OT 8.5.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

When I float in an above ground pool with a floating drink holder/Ice Chest.
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
3965 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:09 pm to
You tell me.
I once put vinyl siding on the inside of my trailer walls.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79325 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:15 pm to
A 1 in reality

But I had Dale Jr. floor mats in my truck in HS, so 2
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6225 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:25 pm to
kinda like Bruce Wayne/ Batman, I can do both

Masters Degree
Same and only wife, 37 years
no steps
Retired white collar
own a house

also
Dodge Ram (no nuts)
no golf, hunt and fish
dip
shot deer from my back porch
like fireworks

Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
1547 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:30 pm to
You forgot one more for the trashy column, your username.
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
10078 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Same job since 1991 (military).


Dang cuz! You’re either in the guard/reserves or you’re pretty high up there.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27487 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:31 pm to
I can crack 90 on a golf course (most days)
One tat
One divorce
Doctorate degree (yeah, and the debt)
No truck or truck nuts (lifted 4x4 suv with lightbars here)
Don’t own a pitbull (my gf's dog is a pit/lab mix)
Smoke if the situation calls for it
I mow my own grass
I fix my own cars and bikes
I wear sleeveless shirts when I'm not at work


I'd say I'm a 7 with the education, behavior, vocabulary, credit, and land holdings of a 1.

I look like white trash most of the time when I'm not at work, but I'll drive to new orleans with the gf and see a play, drag show, or go to some artisanal cheese tasting after getting sunburned working on the farm all day.

I'm the guy in the Mayfair Chronicles who reads classical poetry while taking a break from building a chicken coop.
This post was edited on 6/17/19 at 5:39 pm
Posted by Topisawtiger
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3499 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 5:33 pm to
I bought a 19 Ram 1500 3 months ago, my first ever full size p/u. Otherwise can't tick any of the other requirements. So went from a 1 to a 2. Yes I work in an air conditioned environment.
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