Favorite team:New York Yankees 
Location:Red Sticks Everywhere
Biography:Sling Em & Drink Em
Interests:Cocktails & Dreams
Occupation:Bartender
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Registered on:4/22/2019
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I didn’t realize people hated retiring numbers. I’m a fan. You people probably hate the Lincoln Memorial, Washington Monument and Mount Rushmore, too.

There’s nothing wrong with honoring key figures to anything. It’s better than having no one to honor. It’s very likely no one will ever have a better season at LSU than Burrow’s. One of the greatest seasons in the history of college football. I’ll be pissed if anyone ever wears 9 again.
I lost interest in college basketball 10-15 years ago because of having to learn entire new teams every single year. I grew up a Duke basketball fan and there's never any carry over anymore. I haven't watched a game this season.

I don't want college football to become the same. Nothing sounds worse than buying a new quarterback every year
The LSU at West Virginia game was the worst sporting event out of the thousand I’ve ever attended. It’s been over 15 years and I still root against WVU because of it. Calling them the worst fans would be too nice.
Is Nine Dragon still doing the lunch buffets? Last few times I’ve gone, they weren’t doing it since Covid.
I have stopped at that RaceTrac 4-5x per week since it was built 5ish years ago. I’ve ever seen someone on a scooter in the parking lot.

This is just some bad luck mixed with some dumb decision making being on a roadway at night on a scooter.

re: Apple Family

Posted by BrianFlanagan on 12/29/25 at 12:18 pm to
Do you have other Apple devices? After one of the updates, for some who the eff knows reason, my kids’ requests were no longer going to my phone. I plugged in an old phone and voila they were appearing on there. A week later, they magically were back to coming to my phone.

I think Apple tried to do too much with iOS 26. I’ve had so many glitchy issues with apps since the update.

re: Jalen Carter vs Jalen Hurts

Posted by BrianFlanagan on 12/29/25 at 8:01 am to
Jalen Carter seems like a cancer. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Eagles try to trade him before a contract extension.

re: I10 Eastbound Atchafalaya Bridge

Posted by BrianFlanagan on 12/28/25 at 10:28 am to
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creative driving I think down a shell road
I legit laughed reading this. I’m a member of the have detoured to 190 on the has to be 10+ mile gravel/shell road along a levee. Has to be the longest gravel road in Louisiana. Easy 10+ miles.

re: Carson Beck in Danger?

Posted by BrianFlanagan on 12/27/25 at 11:24 pm to
All of you need to be honest and chill out. The way it probably went down:

One of the most famous porn stars on Earth: I want to have sex with you.

Carson: (I have seen her videos, and I liked them. I want to say I’ve banged Abella Danger. No one will know. I’m not going to date her.) Ok.

—Sex happens—-

Abella: That was fun. See you around, Carson.

Carson: (Wait, she’s leaving?! I need that again) Abella, can I call you?!

re: Pels vs Suns

Posted by BrianFlanagan on 12/26/25 at 9:48 pm to
I would rather lose with Queen and Fears in the game getting experience than watching the Poole & Zion crap basketball show. I never believed we were going to win with those two dominating the ball for the last six minutes. Frustrating.

re: Where to send kids to school?

Posted by BrianFlanagan on 12/24/25 at 10:18 pm to
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I can tell some of you are not aware of what modern homeschooling looks like. Private schools kids just have more expensive drug habits than hood kids. We used coops for more specific subjects. We had more field trips than I can remember. You have more than enough socialization with bigger umbrella schools. My oldest is on track for nursing school and my youngest finishes college in May with a near 4.0 (one B). She will then attend law school. Was it a sacrifice, sure. Was it worth it, absolutely. It’s ok if it’s not for you, but don’t make generalizations like I did, purposefully. There are “weird” and unsociable kids in all schools. I don’t recall any homeschool mass shooters.


Makes me uncomfortable realizing that to you this was not a weird post to make.

re: I gotta ask

Posted by BrianFlanagan on 12/20/25 at 2:24 pm to
Who knows how much of a difference it would have actually made, but the defense most certainly wasn't the same for the games Whit Weeks missed.

re: AM 49 vs LSU defense!!

Posted by BrianFlanagan on 12/20/25 at 2:24 pm to
Who knows how much of a difference it would have actually made, but the defense most certainly wasn't the same for the games Whit Weeks missed.
The only people I will have sympathy for are other French Bulldog owners. I got conned out of a shitload of money by my wife for this pointy eared fart factory. This bitch (female dog) is seven years old and still just all day long walks around like Joey Chestnut July 4th evening after the contest. Just blowing the world up farting like a grown man. It’s not real life. And we have two other dogs also cute as fck but everybody 90% of the time wants the big eared Frenchie. They always think I’m being funny when I say she’s a nasty bitch but I mean it.
My son and I were at the PSG vs Real Madrid match at the Club World Cup. We live in Baton Rouge and I can tell you for fact it was hot as hell in that stadium. My seven year old plays sports all summer and it was hot to the point that he didn't want to be there, anymore. Didn't help that the match sucked.
If success was based on how much someone deserves it, he would be a hall of famer!
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ETA: yeah this chick’s voice fricking sucks. Amirite?
Something seems wrong about this being in the same post as her singing How Great Thou Art.
People that would whine about T-Bob talking Star Wars weren’t really listening. He’s doing great on Wake Up Barstool. He runs the show and, maybe surprisingly lol, is the one keeping everyone on topic each day. He’s killing it. He kept OTB interesting. Hester and Flynn are getting better, but I don’t know if they will ever be interesting.
**Gets down on knees**

Dear God,

Please. Please! Do not let anything similar to this happen to me. You know we do not need a fourth dog! They're great. We love them. But, I swear... WE DO NOT NEED A FOURTH DOG! This little pup girl is adorable and we absolutely would keep her. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER DOG! Teach whoever the terrible people are that left her in the dumpster to be less terrible. Again, please don't let this story happen to us! Thanks for everything you do, just please no more amazing dogs.

Amen

This place needs a filter for dog posts. Always either sad or making me want another one.
We had our Super Bowl last night. Rode into the sunset victorious over the Hilltoppers. Nothing matters for the rest of the season after that W.

re: Hannah Q inflation

Posted by BrianFlanagan on 11/17/25 at 8:01 am to
Restaurants are dropping left and right and it’s because of labor costs. Kitchen labor is up 50% since Covid.

During the shutdown, the government was giving free money to anyone that would take it. The labor pool became impossibly small because why would anyone work with free money being given to them? Restaurants still had to pay rent, utilities, etc. so they did to-go only. Finding workers was impossible and started offering more money in efforts to get employees to come to work. Now, workers aren’t just going to go back to pre-Covid hourly rates.

Another big problem is Amazon opening two large warehouses and the food delivery apps. A lot of former kitchen workers work for Amazon and driving for DoorDash/Uber Eats. Both of those are paying ~$20/hour.

Your potato is $12 now because the guy cooking it used to make $10-12/hour and now probably makes $16-18. People keep saying things like “well, I buy potatoes at the store for…” and are missing the entire point.