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re: How would you feel about your daughter dating a dwarf?
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:52 pm to ManBearTiger
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:52 pm to ManBearTiger
According to Kosmos Kramer, they are called "little people"...to be politically correct.
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Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:52 pm to Keltic Tiger
Downvoted for being PC
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:58 pm to ManBearTiger
If he goes by the Internet name Macintosh, then no.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:59 pm to Keltic Tiger
Ah good point, OK we'll call him Little Larry
Posted on 6/19/16 at 3:00 pm to ManBearTiger
My granddad was a high school principal, and his custodian was a "little person." Dude was married to a normal sized woman and had regular kids.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 3:00 pm to ManBearTiger
I doubt my 6ft tall daughter would be interested in a dwarf. They are probably not her tyke.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 3:07 pm to JimMorrison
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Would scare him off. Ain't looking to have any fricking midget grandkids
What would you do, tough guy? Clean your shotgun in front of him??
I'd invite all my river elf buddies from Rivendell over for a cookout. That should make it pretty uncomfortable for the little fella.
This post was edited on 6/19/16 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 6/19/16 at 3:12 pm to ManBearTiger
As long as this midget took good care of her and treated her right, I would not give a frick. I would be a bit concerned about the genetic disadvantages their progeny would have, but before it would become an issue I would most likely be dead. So frickit! Who cares?
Posted on 6/19/16 at 3:16 pm to ManBearTiger
Not a big deal........ 
Posted on 6/19/16 at 3:27 pm to JimMorrison
Tell my daughter to stop dating him unless she wants insecure manlet offspring
Posted on 6/19/16 at 3:34 pm to Breauxsif
She's marrying down
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:23 pm to ManBearTiger
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To make it interesting, he's majoring in women and gender studies, the only sports he likes watching are the televised crossfit competitions, and he makes spending money touring as a midget wrestler on weekends.
Well then, no. I don't care if he's regular sized. If those are his hobbies, I don't think I'd put up with that.
You just made it non-interesting. It's interesting if he's a neurosurgeon who is published, not if he's a total frickwad.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:25 pm to ManBearTiger
Great. I'd be extatic
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:28 pm to ManBearTiger
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coming home to visit with her new boyfriend, let's call him Larry, and you discover he is an actual dwarf?
if he treats her right and makes her happy, then I'm all in favor. He can't help he's a dwarf, so why hold it against him?
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he's majoring in women and gender studies, the only sports he likes watching are the televised crossfit competitions
On the other hand, he CAN help these things. So that's a dealbreaker. Frig off larry.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:30 pm to cincyykid
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My daughter will know to breed with only the finest specimens so to give me sec caliber grandsons.
Congrats, she loves that BBC
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:33 pm to ManBearTiger
Is it Peter Dinklage? Because he's awesome.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 4:55 pm to Breauxsif
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Yeah, you don't have to worry about mini Napaoloeans infiltrating your household. Now the deadbeats, that's where you come into play.
No worries there either. She only dates those taller than her. They also have to be academically similar. She considers herself a nerd and likes others like her.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:02 pm to ManBearTiger
If it was the guy from Game of Thrones, I'd be cool with it. If it was the guy from Willow - not so much.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:04 pm to ManBearTiger
As long as he ain't Muslim or ghetto that baw is welcome
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:10 pm to BeerMoney
Y'all stop looking down on these people. They look up to you and need you to pick them up to see the things you see.
This post was edited on 6/19/16 at 5:11 pm
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