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How to tell the kids that the Elf on the shelf died?
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:30 pm
Tired of this crap.
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Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:31 pm to Chad504boy
Pull it's head off and put it in the dog's food bowl.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:32 pm to Chad504boy
Just do it, man. You’re going to miss these days in the not so distant future.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:33 pm to Chad504boy
Well if your kid touches him he loses his magic....be creative
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:33 pm to Chad504boy
Tell them he's playing travel ball.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:33 pm to Chad504boy
Tell them JBE beat him in the runoff
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:34 pm to Chad504boy
I’ve spent the last 8 or 9 Christmases in Magic Elf hell. Thankfully my daughter (she’s 11) broke down a few weeks ago and admitted she knows.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:34 pm to TDsngumbo
When nobody believes is a bad day. I can't wait until my grandson gets here so we have someone that believes. Don't be one of those lazy people that is selfish and takes away your kids' innocence. JMHO!
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:35 pm to Chad504boy
Tell them he is traveling the world. Just photoshop it into some pics
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:46 pm to Chad504boy
Hang it like Epstein and blame the Clintons.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:47 pm to Chad504boy
Empty all the steel shot out of a .20 gauge shell and walk in the room, Put the end of the barrel next to the elf’s head and pull the trigger when they’re all watching you. Tell them that the elf hasn’t been being a good listener or making happy plates at breakfast lunch and dinner and that when you told Santa he said to eliminate him.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:48 pm to Chad504boy
Tell him liberals stole it...then they grow up hating liberals like a good American.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:49 pm to Chad504boy
Tell the kid that Saban played him hurt and now his entire career is in jeopardy.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:49 pm to Chad504boy
Throw the elf on the kitchen floor, spray it with ketchup, and place a board tack in its hand.
Write "goodbye cruel world" on a sticky note and place it next to him
That should do it
Write "goodbye cruel world" on a sticky note and place it next to him
That should do it
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:49 pm to Chad504boy
My wife and I were literally talking about this the other day. I am composing a letter stating there is an elf shortage in the North Pole this year and all hands are needed on deck. Done and done!
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:49 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
How to tell the kids that the Elf on the shelf died?Tired of this crap.
"Behave or I will beat you" always worked for me.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:50 pm to Chad504boy
My kids are in college and we still have several elf’s on the shelf and move them around every night. Just part of family Christmas now.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:51 pm to Chad504boy
quote:You weren’t really in the running for FOTY anyway.
Tired of this crap.
Not surprised, not surprised.
I’d give a small fortune to be able to spend one day again of 20 years ago with mine.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:52 pm to Martini
Do the elves see your horrible attitude on Tigerdroppings?
They need to tell Santa.
They need to tell Santa.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:52 pm to soccerfüt
Never started it, it's a stupid arse look at me trend. I don't reinforce those values.
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