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re: How to tell the kids that the Elf on the shelf died?
Posted on 11/19/19 at 7:58 pm to Chad504boy
Posted on 11/19/19 at 7:58 pm to Chad504boy
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How to tell the kids that the Elf on the shelf died?
Start preparing them for how life really is. Just tell him that this shite isn't real and if they want gifts this year to get out in the yard and rake the leaves
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Posted on 11/19/19 at 7:58 pm to Chad504boy
How about not being a self-centered father and play along? You move the thing once per night. It's not like asking your fat arse to run a half mile.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 8:01 pm to Tigahs24Seven
He became a whistleblower and was hidden away by Congressional Democrats.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 8:02 pm to saturday
quote:Damn
Pull it's head off and put it in the dog's food bowl.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 8:09 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Empty all the steel shot out of a .20 gauge shell and walk in the room, Put the end of the barrel next to the elf’s head and pull the trigger when they’re all watching you. Tell them that the elf hasn’t been being a good listener or making happy plates at breakfast lunch and dinner and that when you told Santa he said to eliminate him.
This is awesome and terrifying at the same time.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 9:23 pm to Chad504boy
Your wife will get rid of it after this
Posted on 11/19/19 at 9:54 pm to Chad504boy
Posted on 11/19/19 at 9:56 pm to Chad504boy
I had never heard of this tradition until social media
Guess it's not something my family ever did
BTW I think it's stupid
Guess it's not something my family ever did
BTW I think it's stupid
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:01 pm to mulletproof
quote:Trashy
Older stepson
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:04 pm to saturday
quote:
Pull it's head off and put it in the dog's food bowl.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:10 pm to kjanchild
quote:
When nobody believes is a bad day. I can't wait until my grandson gets here so we have someone that believes. Don't be one of those lazy people that is selfish and takes away your kids' innocence. JMHO!
I had my oldest son fooled until 8th grade. He was skeptical but hadn't ruled out the possibility of Santa being real. We really worked on it when he was younger, so it made a lasting impression until one of his teachers told the whole class lol
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:13 pm to SoulGlo
quote:That's 14 or so, right?
I had my oldest son fooled until 8th grade. He was skeptical but hadn't ruled out the possibility of Santa being real.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:15 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
That's 14 or so, right?
Yep.
Like I said, he was skeptical. But, he had seen enough throughout his life that made him at least hold out the possibility.
My middle son figured it out quick, and he is helping me with my youngest.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:31 pm to Chad504boy
Ex daughter in law told our grandkids at about two years old there was no Santa, Easter bunny, Tooth Fairy.
What a lazy bitch.
What a lazy bitch.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:36 pm to Chad504boy
Talk them into touching the elf, then switch it out with a model skeleton after they go to sleep. Don’t forget to put the hat on the skull.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:37 pm to OKellsBells
quote:something dark lives inside you
OKellsBells
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:38 pm to shankedshot
quote:pics?
Ex daughter in law
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:40 pm to Chad504boy
Why the rush to end the childhood fantasies??
My daughter is 17 and I still do the Elf on the Shelf. Granted, I have never staged the dramatic tableau’s w marshmallow poop and all that jazz; every so often she’ll just peak out from a nook or cranny.
PS our elf isn’t the made for TV purchased elf, she’s actually an old ornament from 1970’s TG&Y.
My daughter is 17 and I still do the Elf on the Shelf. Granted, I have never staged the dramatic tableau’s w marshmallow poop and all that jazz; every so often she’ll just peak out from a nook or cranny.
PS our elf isn’t the made for TV purchased elf, she’s actually an old ornament from 1970’s TG&Y.
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:40 pm to OKellsBells
Get a basket. Put the elf in there with a blanket and a few ornaments and a note to carry me around the house where ever you go this Christmas.
You’ll never have to move the elf again.
You’ll never have to move the elf again.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:40 pm to Magic Helmet
quote:we have rules
My daughter is 17
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