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How to Make Homemade Toilet Paper
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:42 am
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:42 am
If any of you baws are worried about a potential run on TP stocks, you may want to bookmark this thread:
What you need:
? 8 – 10 sheets of newspapers or a stack of magazine pages/copy papers
? A standard bucket (5-gallon)
? Water
? A heating pot
? Handfuls of grass and leaves
? Spoon (preferably metal)
? Baby oil
? Rolling pin
? Scissors
? Rubber hammer
? Wooden board
? Heavyweight items – cast steel or iron balls
? Bath towels (preferably two)
Instructions:
? First, fill the bucket with water and soak the newspaper or copy paper in it. Wait for a few minutes until the ink is released from the paper. Please note that all the ink will not fade away and that’s all right. Once most of the ink is disappeared, take the paper out of the bucket.
? Now, add the leaves and grass in the pot. Doing so will help the paper fibers stick together. Fill the pot with water until the entire paper is fully soaked in.
? Heat the pot and let the ingredients simmer for an hour or so.
? Bring it to a boil for at least 25 – 30 minutes to ensure the mixture turns into a thick pulp. Add more water if required and remove the foam with a metal spoon on sight.
? Remove from the stove and drain maximum water. Let the pulp cool, making sure it doesn’t get dry.
? Place the pulp on the stove again and mix in four tablespoons of baby oil. This will stop the paper from becoming hard.
? Meanwhile, lay out the towel on a flat surface and spread the pulp mixture onto the towel.
? Flatten out the pulp with a rolling pulp until it is thin and smooth.
? In case of any small knobs, straighten out with the rubber hammer.
? Now place another towel over the flat pulp and the wooden board on top.
? Place heavyweight items on top of the board for about half an hour.
? After half an hour, remove the weights and board and place the bottom towel on top. Make sure to flip it over first and put the dry side on top of the pulp.
? Let it dry out in the sun, and once dried, cut it into strips and use it!
You see, how easy it is to make homemade toilet paper! It’s one of the simplest DIY household items that you can make and compensate for the toilet paper shortage.
DIY TP
What you need:
? 8 – 10 sheets of newspapers or a stack of magazine pages/copy papers
? A standard bucket (5-gallon)
? Water
? A heating pot
? Handfuls of grass and leaves
? Spoon (preferably metal)
? Baby oil
? Rolling pin
? Scissors
? Rubber hammer
? Wooden board
? Heavyweight items – cast steel or iron balls
? Bath towels (preferably two)
Instructions:
? First, fill the bucket with water and soak the newspaper or copy paper in it. Wait for a few minutes until the ink is released from the paper. Please note that all the ink will not fade away and that’s all right. Once most of the ink is disappeared, take the paper out of the bucket.
? Now, add the leaves and grass in the pot. Doing so will help the paper fibers stick together. Fill the pot with water until the entire paper is fully soaked in.
? Heat the pot and let the ingredients simmer for an hour or so.
? Bring it to a boil for at least 25 – 30 minutes to ensure the mixture turns into a thick pulp. Add more water if required and remove the foam with a metal spoon on sight.
? Remove from the stove and drain maximum water. Let the pulp cool, making sure it doesn’t get dry.
? Place the pulp on the stove again and mix in four tablespoons of baby oil. This will stop the paper from becoming hard.
? Meanwhile, lay out the towel on a flat surface and spread the pulp mixture onto the towel.
? Flatten out the pulp with a rolling pulp until it is thin and smooth.
? In case of any small knobs, straighten out with the rubber hammer.
? Now place another towel over the flat pulp and the wooden board on top.
? Place heavyweight items on top of the board for about half an hour.
? After half an hour, remove the weights and board and place the bottom towel on top. Make sure to flip it over first and put the dry side on top of the pulp.
? Let it dry out in the sun, and once dried, cut it into strips and use it!
You see, how easy it is to make homemade toilet paper! It’s one of the simplest DIY household items that you can make and compensate for the toilet paper shortage.
DIY TP
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:43 am to blueridgeTiger
fricking leaves, man. Just use leaves!
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:43 am to blueridgeTiger
Are you asking a bunch of questions?
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:46 am to blueridgeTiger
Eat the corn, shite the corn, use the cob to wipe your arse...

Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:46 am to blueridgeTiger
The only problem is that finding a newspaper is more difficult than finding TP during covid.
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:47 am to blueridgeTiger
You don’t have a bidet, baw?
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:47 am to blueridgeTiger
Get in car.
Drive to store.
Pick up TP.
Pay for TP.
Place TP on holder.
Done.
Drive to store.
Pick up TP.
Pay for TP.
Place TP on holder.
Done.
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:47 am to blueridgeTiger
My old arse papaw used a corn cob
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:47 am to Mr Personality
quote:
You don’t have a bidet, baw?
Got a 25' water hose ran through the window. Does that count?
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:48 am to blueridgeTiger
You only need one square if you wipe your arse with your finger and then wipe your finger with the square.
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:49 am to blueridgeTiger
My grandmother once said they would use corn cobs
Two red ones and a white one
When I asked why the colors, she said a red one first, then the white one to see if you need the other red one
Two red ones and a white one
When I asked why the colors, she said a red one first, then the white one to see if you need the other red one
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:49 am to blueridgeTiger
I'll hose my arse of in the backyard and wave to my neighbor
Posted on 10/5/20 at 10:56 am to blueridgeTiger
Eddie Murphy told me this works well too:
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:00 am to blueridgeTiger
Who needs toilet paper when you have The Advocate.
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:03 am to StanSmith
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This post was edited on 10/5/20 at 11:06 am
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:06 am to blueridgeTiger
I prefer the 3 shell method
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:14 am to blueridgeTiger
I use poison ivy leaves myself.
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:16 am to Nicky Parrish
quote:
My grandmother once said they would use corn cobs
Two red ones and a white one
When I asked why the colors, she said a red one first, then the white one to see if you need the other red one
Same thing my great grandfather said. Two red and one white. Two reds to wipe. A white to check
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:19 am to blueridgeTiger
Or just shite in the shower and stomp it down the drain
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