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re: How to Make Homemade Toilet Paper

Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:21 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134623 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:21 am to
Get a bidet. Problem solved.

I’ll never own another toilet without one
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24206 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Same thing my great grandfather said. Two red and one white. Two reds to wipe. A white to check


You have my curiosity, why not just 3 whites?
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:42 am to
quote:

What you need:

? 8 – 10 sheets of newspapers or a stack of magazine pages/copy papers
? A standard bucket (5-gallon)
? Water
? A heating pot
? Handfuls of grass and leaves
? Spoon (preferably metal)
? Baby oil
? Rolling pin
? Scissors
? Rubber hammer
? Wooden board
? Heavyweight items – cast steel or iron balls
? Bath towels (preferably two)
isn't acquiring tp easier than acquiring all those things?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:48 am to
I just rub a little olive oil on my a-hole and the shite lubricates itself so nothing sticks. No TP needed.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76235 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:50 am to
by the time you finish all of that you done shite yourself.
Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
9283 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 11:53 am to
Way to much thought going into this.

My neighbor hoards TP.

I just use his bathroom.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4552 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 12:12 pm to
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