How to get out of a traffic ticket for dummies

Or, just spit balling here, drive the speed limit or use fricking waze and don't get a ticket

I just say, “suck that Tiger dick, bitch”. Its mythical powers extend beyond Tiger Stadium.

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Or, just spit balling here, drive the speed limit or use fricking waze and don't get a ticket

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Nah, I’ll pay the $150 attorney fee to get to my house 5 minutes faster than what google maps says

I don’t consider paying $150 getting out of a ticket. Seems like it cost you $150

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just say, “suck that Tiger dick, bitch”. Its mythical powers extend beyond Tiger Stadium.

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I’m a cop around BR and if you say that to me I’ll let you go. Promise.


Hope to meet you later today.

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I’m a cop around BR and if you say that to me I’ll let you go. Promise.

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I've got a friend in our State Police, and he's told me "you'll never talk yourself out of a ticket if he's already decided, but you can sure talk yourself into one."

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HIRE AN ATTORNEY. Most Attorney’s charge around $150 to represent your traffic case and will do a much better job at getting it dismissed or downgraded than you will be

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The most expensive traffic citation I've ever gotten was probably around $150. Probably less. I just paid it online. Much easier and quicker than your method.

I've found the best way to avoid tickets is to do the following (courtesy of my police officer friend):

1. Pull over to a safe area
2. Turn your car completely off
3. Keep your hands on the steering wheel until the officer is at your door.
4. Open window and then retrieve documents when requested by the officer.
5. Don't be a dick.

Following this method, I've been pulled over maybe 4 or 5 times in the past 10 years and have only gotten a ticket once.

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I don’t consider paying $150 getting out of a ticket. Seems like it cost you $150

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But take into consideration the additional insurance rate hike due to getting a speeding ticket that will stay on your policy for 5 years, providing you get no more tickets.

It's a hell of a lot more than just $150, I guarantee.

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Most Attorney’s charge around $150 to represent your traffic case and will do a much better job at getting it dismissed or downgraded than you will be.

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In every parish you can go to the DA's office anytime after receiving the ticket (actually, you have to wait about a week after getting the ticket so that it has time to make it to the DA's office) and pay a court cost fee which is usually in the $125 - $140 range. The ticket is pulled off of your file and does not go on your record. The catch is you can only do this once a year. If you get another ticket within 12 months of doing this then you need to take alternative measures to keep the second ticket off of your record but anyone can get a first time ticket removed from their record by simply going to the DA's office and paying the court cost.