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How to get free stuff when airlines screw you?

Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:29 am
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1486 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:29 am
I’m sitting here, delayed on a connecting flight over two hours.

I’m just some regular bastard. No elite memberships to flying or anything.

United told me that they can give free stuff out, only after a three hour delay.

Those bastard delayed the flight two hours and fifty five minutes.

Whatever.

What tricks and tips do yall know to get free shite from these vultures of the skies?

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92250 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:31 am to
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delayed on a connecting flight over two hours.





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What tricks and tips do yall know to get free shite from these vultures of the skies?



Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83030 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:32 am to
You're not getting much in the way of free stuff for a simple delay, especially a delay that isn't hindering you from making a connection.
This post was edited on 5/15/26 at 11:34 am
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1161 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:33 am to
Chat with customer service and they will probably give you 2,500 miles
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66964 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:34 am to
Go up front & talk to the pilots in their office. That should earn you some nice parting gifts.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131560 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:34 am to
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sitting here, delayed on a connecting flight over two hours.


Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those up
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1486 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:40 am to
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isn't hindering you from making a connection.


I should have mentioned that. It’s not a direct flight. So my connection to Baton Rouge is screwed.

They might get me back to Red Stick tonight. Maybe.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9945 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:42 am to
If you’re in Chicago, go to the nearest Walgreens for free shite.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16595 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:45 am to
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What tricks and tips do yall know to get free shite from these vultures of the skies?


How good are your handjobs?
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55945 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:45 am to
put on a bomb vest and they will negotiate
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20497 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:56 am to
Handjobs ain’t going to cut it
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
2867 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:57 am to
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What tricks and tips do yall know to get free shite from these vultures of the skies?


Once the plane is in flight, get up and throw a hissy fit in the aisle.

When they land, they will allow you to disembark first with an armed escort and free transportation.
Posted by back9Tiger
Island Coconut Salesman
Member since Nov 2005
17958 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:58 am to
I've gotten a couple of travel vouchers when shite has gone sideways and I complained on their website.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20014 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:06 pm to
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You're not getting much in the way of free stuff for a simple delay, especially a delay that isn't hindering you from making a connection.


Even then, the only “free” thing you’re getting is a seat on the next available flight.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1539 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:12 pm to
Traveled extensively for work, domestic and international.

2-3 hour delay ain’t big deal. Go with the flow mindset is your friend when traveling. Chit happens.

When bumped for overfill one time, got me a free hotel room in Las Vegas. AA almost put me in AA that night. Fun bump!
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33485 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:12 pm to
How often do you look for free handouts in life?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19954 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:18 pm to
My answer is to actually get happy about the wait time.

That gives you time to head to the bar and some drinks in.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44849 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:20 pm to
Imagine your grandpa starting this thread.
Posted by hillcountrytigah
Member since Nov 2025
66 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:21 pm to
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Go up front & talk to the pilots in their office.


they got the good buga suga
Posted by AndyJ
Member since Jul 2008
3596 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:27 pm to
Also, you can only get something if it is the airline’s fault. Weather or non-airline fault, you get nothing
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