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How to get free stuff when airlines screw you?
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:29 am
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:29 am
I’m sitting here, delayed on a connecting flight over two hours.
I’m just some regular bastard. No elite memberships to flying or anything.
United told me that they can give free stuff out, only after a three hour delay.
Those bastard delayed the flight two hours and fifty five minutes.
Whatever.
What tricks and tips do yall know to get free shite from these vultures of the skies?
I’m just some regular bastard. No elite memberships to flying or anything.
United told me that they can give free stuff out, only after a three hour delay.
Those bastard delayed the flight two hours and fifty five minutes.
Whatever.
What tricks and tips do yall know to get free shite from these vultures of the skies?
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:31 am to One72
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delayed on a connecting flight over two hours.
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What tricks and tips do yall know to get free shite from these vultures of the skies?
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:32 am to One72
You're not getting much in the way of free stuff for a simple delay, especially a delay that isn't hindering you from making a connection.
This post was edited on 5/15/26 at 11:34 am
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:33 am to One72
Chat with customer service and they will probably give you 2,500 miles
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:34 am to One72
Go up front & talk to the pilots in their office. That should earn you some nice parting gifts.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:34 am to One72
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sitting here, delayed on a connecting flight over two hours.
Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those up
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:40 am to LouisianaLady
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isn't hindering you from making a connection.
I should have mentioned that. It’s not a direct flight. So my connection to Baton Rouge is screwed.
They might get me back to Red Stick tonight. Maybe.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:42 am to One72
If you’re in Chicago, go to the nearest Walgreens for free shite.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:45 am to One72
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What tricks and tips do yall know to get free shite from these vultures of the skies?
How good are your handjobs?
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:45 am to UptownJoeBrown
put on a bomb vest and they will negotiate
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:56 am to Rex Feral
Handjobs ain’t going to cut it
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:57 am to One72
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What tricks and tips do yall know to get free shite from these vultures of the skies?
Once the plane is in flight, get up and throw a hissy fit in the aisle.
When they land, they will allow you to disembark first with an armed escort and free transportation.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:58 am to One72
I've gotten a couple of travel vouchers when shite has gone sideways and I complained on their website.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:06 pm to LouisianaLady
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You're not getting much in the way of free stuff for a simple delay, especially a delay that isn't hindering you from making a connection.
Even then, the only “free” thing you’re getting is a seat on the next available flight.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:12 pm to One72
Traveled extensively for work, domestic and international.
2-3 hour delay ain’t big deal. Go with the flow mindset is your friend when traveling. Chit happens.
When bumped for overfill one time, got me a free hotel room in Las Vegas. AA almost put me in AA that night. Fun bump!
2-3 hour delay ain’t big deal. Go with the flow mindset is your friend when traveling. Chit happens.
When bumped for overfill one time, got me a free hotel room in Las Vegas. AA almost put me in AA that night. Fun bump!
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:12 pm to One72
How often do you look for free handouts in life?
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:18 pm to One72
My answer is to actually get happy about the wait time.
That gives you time to head to the bar and some drinks in.
That gives you time to head to the bar and some drinks in.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:20 pm to One72
Imagine your grandpa starting this thread.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:21 pm to Kcrad
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Go up front & talk to the pilots in their office.
they got the good buga suga
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:27 pm to One72
Also, you can only get something if it is the airline’s fault. Weather or non-airline fault, you get nothing
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