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How to cross a piranha infested river
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:09 am
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:09 am
Hard to believe with all the snow on the ground, but summer will be here before you know it.
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Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:12 am to Jim Rockford
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How to cross a piranha infested river
Sacrifice your fat, slower friend to the fishy gods.
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:12 am to Jim Rockford
From “the art of manliness” great pick up if you don’t already own it
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:12 am to Jim Rockford
Piranhas and quicksand were two of 8 year-old me’s biggest fears.
Turns out I should have been worried about LBJ.
Turns out I should have been worried about LBJ.
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:13 am to Jim Rockford
I prefer to use Jack's Method from The Toy.
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:13 am to Jim Rockford
But how do you avoid all the quicksand?
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:14 am to Jim Rockford
The same steps could be done and just retitled
“How to get eaten by a Caiman.”
“How to get eaten by a Caiman.”
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:14 am to Jim Rockford
Get a boat
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:16 am to LRB1967
Bridge?
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:17 am to Jim Rockford
quote:Very carefully...
How to cross a piranha infested river
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:19 am to Jim Rockford
"#4 Move as quickly and quietly through the water..."
If I'm moving quickly through piranha invested water, it isn't going to be very quiet. I might even scare the hell out of them.
If I'm moving quickly through piranha invested water, it isn't going to be very quiet. I might even scare the hell out of them.
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:39 am to mikelbr
Came to post Richard Pryor in The Toy! Still one of my favorite movies of all time.
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:43 am to Jim Rockford
At night? No.
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:45 am to Jim Rockford
Im not sure if my childhood fear of quick sand or piranhas were worse but I feel as if both might have blown a little out of proportion
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:48 am to SoFlaGuy
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Came to post Richard Pryor in The Toy!
That boat wouldn't float in today's PC climate.
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:48 am to LSUfan4444
quote:those and blue runner snakes.
Im not sure if my childhood fear of quick sand or piranhas were worse but I feel as if both might have blown a little out of proportion
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:12 am to LSUfan4444
I had a fear of the man eating plants seen in Tarzan movies. (think it was tarzan). Them suckers would grab you and you be gone.
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:27 am to jeffsdad
quote:I’m sure they were a feature of the old Tarzan comic books. Scared the crappe out of little me.
I had a fear of the man eating plants seen in Tarzan movies
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:41 am to Jim Rockford
Much like piranha-infested waters being much rarer than I thought while growing up attending movies, I have encountered much less quicksand than I had expected.
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:46 am to Jim Rockford
Pirhanas in areas where they’re well fed aren’t a problem. At the NOLA aquarium they’re fed regularly and they’re actually shy.
If you find some in a pond that’s been isolated and they’ve been without food, they’ll be interested in you.
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