How often do you trim nose hairs?

Sounds like you have nasal bush envy.

Nasty people. I trim ears and nose once a week

Approximately once a week. Thankfully, I don't have the bushy variety.

I save them to rip out in case I need to cry at a moment's notice.

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I save them to rip out in case I need to cry at a moment's notice.

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I rip them out right before I introduce myself to new coworkers

You want a real eye watering experience? Wax your nose hairs.

How? Take a piece of muslin (ask your wife), dip it into some hot wax, shove it in your nose and wiggle around to catch as many hairs as you can. Let it harden (2-4 minutes), then… rip it out. You’ll be amazed at the amount of hair that comes out. When you finish crying, do the other nostril.

Wait til the shoulder and back hair start. Easy enough to get with a razor at first here and there, but eventually you’ll be asking your significant other to help out.

At least twice a week. If I get the slightest tickle or itch I’m buzzing them!

Ingrown nose hairs are the worst, especially on the septum.

I let them grow down into my stache which grows down into my beard which grows down into my chest hair which grows down into my pubes.