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re: How often do you find yourself having to explain things to women? (AKA SJW Mansplaining)
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:32 am to upgrayedd
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:32 am to upgrayedd
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I'm not a fricking caveman, sir.
No kidding. No caveman would put lettuce on a sandwich. Sandwiches are for meat, cheese, mayo, mustard and bread. And, if you put the cheese in the middle of the meat, you have a symmetrical sandwich.
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:33 am to thelawnwranglers
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Aww I am sure you could make right guy cream his pants?
Sure, a blind guy.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:33 am to NoHoTiger
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Nah, I think men are just really poor joke-tellers.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:33 am to upgrayedd
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Mayo goes on the top slice of bread, goddamnit!
Bread should come with the slices labeled as top and bottom, I can't tell.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:34 am to theunknownknight
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Men don't care what shoes you wear.
Yes we do. Heels, baw. Heels.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:34 am to NoHoTiger
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No kidding. No caveman would put lettuce on a sandwich. Sandwiches are for meat, cheese, mayo, mustard and bread. And, if you put the cheese in the middle of the meat, you have a symmetrical sandwich.
No wonder you can't make a man prematurely ejaculate
This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 11:57 am
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:34 am to Josh Fenderman
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Need more male comedians to tell more jokes about their penis and how many black chicks they like to bang
That would be misogynistic and racist.
This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 11:35 am
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:35 am to NoHoTiger
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See, this is where ugly comes into play. I've never had a guy have to explain premature ejaculation to me.
Because of how ugly you are?
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:35 am to theunknownknight
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2. Kids are not the boss. The parents are.
just how dumb is your wife?
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:36 am to LesMiles BFF
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Well, put some context out there for me.
What was the situation in which you told your girl that she needs to stay cute so she doesn't end up taking advantage of you?
She asked me if I would still love her if she gained 200 pounds. I told her I'd kick her down the curb.
She got offended and said I "wasn't supposed to say that"
I responded, "well, assuming no medical issues, if I marry you and you let yourself go like that, that tells me that you don't love me enough to respect the both of us. I keep myself in shape and you should do the same."
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:37 am to NoHoTiger
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See, this is where ugly comes into play. I've never had a guy have to explain premature ejaculation to me.
I love you so much
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:37 am to Dont_Call_Me_RAY
What's up Ray
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:37 am to Breesus
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Because of how ugly you are?
Oy...yes, because I'm ugly.
Men prematurely ejaculate with hot women because they get too excited. Ugley women, on the other hand, don't have this problem. Of course, we don't seem to attract as many men. Kind of a conundrum.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:37 am to Winston Cup
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just how dumb is your wife?
Wife agrees with me there. That wasn't directed toward her.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:38 am to Evil Little Thing
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I love you so much
Back atcha, babe
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:39 am to theunknownknight
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She asked me if I would still love her if she gained 200 pounds. I told her I'd kick her down the curb.
She got offended and said I "wasn't supposed to say that"
It went as well as I expected
The unknownknight's girl is about to start a thread titled "shite you have to tell your men it's not OK to say"
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:42 am to AjaxFury
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Foot fetish ?
I've been known to ask what size shoe a girl wears......
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:42 am to theunknownknight
I learned yesterday that mansplaining isn't just with simple things. Apparently yesterday when explaining a nested Hlookup in a Vlookup to my wife I got a little too condescending with her.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:44 am to theunknownknight
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4. And most importantly - I'm constantly explaining JOKES. Are women predisposed to not having a sense of humor? I don't get it.
a woman's natural state is generally pretty negative. Negative people hate laughing.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:45 am to GoCrazyAuburn
Apparently there are three people that don't watch south park and didn't get my joke
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