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How often do you find yourself having to explain things to women? (AKA SJW Mansplaining)

Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:26 am
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61325 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:26 am
I find myself explaining simple things like

1. Men like attractive women so don't take advantage of men. Keep yourself attractive once you are in a relationship

2. Kids are not the boss. The parents are.

3. Men don't care what shoes you wear.

4. And most importantly - I'm constantly explaining JOKES. Are women predisposed to not having a sense of humor? I don't get it.

This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 11:27 am
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:28 am to
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Are women predisposed to not having a sense of humor?

Nah, I think men are just really poor joke-tellers.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45526 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:28 am to
I've had to explain premature ejaculation a few times.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:28 am to
Mayo goes on the top slice of bread, goddamnit!
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:29 am to
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1. Men like attractive women so don't take advantage of men. Keep yourself attractive once you are in a relationship




Straight up dick move in the first example.

I mean, I understand it but if you actually say this to your wife then I bet you have an awesome home life
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:29 am to
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I've had to explain premature ejaculation a few times

See, this is where ugly comes into play. I've never had a guy have to explain premature ejaculation to me.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:29 am to
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3. Men don't care what shoes you wear.


Hey, I like shoes!
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:29 am to
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Mayo goes on the top slice of bread, goddamnit!


You could always flip the sandwich over?
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:29 am to
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Men don't care what shoes you wear.


Not true. I always tell my wife not to wear heels to go out in the quarter. She still does and ALWAYS bitches about her feet hurting all night.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:29 am to
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Mayo goes on the top slice of bread, goddamnit!
turn the sandwich over, you have it upside down.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:29 am to
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Nah, I think men are just really poor joke-tellers.


That's actually pretty funny, especially for a lady.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:30 am to
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especially for a lady.

I, sir, am no lady.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61325 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:30 am to
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Straight up dick move in the first example.


How so?

You know it.
I know it.
We all know it.

And yes I told my ole lady that.
This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 11:31 am
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
23122 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:31 am to
I dont, if people are too dense I move on, I am not here to make sure they understand everything.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:31 am to
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You could always flip the sandwich over?



Then the lettuce will be on the bottom. I'm not a fricking caveman, sir.
Posted by Josh Fenderman
Ron Don Volante's PlayPen
Member since Jul 2011
7067 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:32 am to
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Nah, I think men are just really poor joke-tellers

Need more male comedians to tell more jokes about their penis and how many black chicks they like to bang
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:32 am to
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Hey, I like shoes!


Foot fetish ?
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42510 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:32 am to
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See, this is where ugly comes into play. I've never had a guy have to explain premature ejaculation to me.


Aww I am sure you could make right guy cream his pants?

Or am I not getting comment?
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:32 am to
Well, put some context out there for me.

What was the situation in which you told your girl that she needs to stay cute so she doesn't end up taking advantage of you?
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41822 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:32 am to
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4. And most importantly - I'm constantly explaining JOKES. Are women predisposed to not having a sense of humor? I don't get it.


Women are funny. Get over it.
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