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Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:21 pm to Mouth
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You see the piece coming unnoticed. That’s when you turn and start staring in the direction that the piece is gonna end up going. Therefore they walk INTO your line of site and it doesn’t look like you were staring.
Maybe the wisest piece of advice I’ve seen given on this site
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:21 pm to Pettifogger
I swear it was made of sunshine
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:25 pm to X123F45
You can get metoo’d for looking at someone wrong these days
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:27 pm to X123F45
I haven’t seen a woman in 4 months
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:32 pm to Celery
I would sneak a peek, with the wife at my side, she'd never say a word. But at some point time during the nite, usually while sitting at a table, she'd rear back & kick me in the shin. I never made a sound & she never mentioned it.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:49 pm to SJS101
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hear my commentary
Rarely am I ever caught looking, but sometimes it's impossible to explain the audible "GOT DAYUM" that follows a successful ogling
That is usually my intro.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:19 pm to Penrod
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We’ve been together 41 years, and I’ve never been caught once.
That's because your wife was too busy checking them out too to see you do it.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:24 pm to vuvuzela
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Maybe the wisest piece of advice I’ve seen given on this site
It works every time.
I’ll be eating outside somewhere with the wife. I notice some trim walking our way. I glance quickly to make sure my wife doesn’t notice that I saw her coming. I then start looking in the direction the trim will be walking and get a good look. It’s a patience game. Can’t be greedy.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:28 pm to X123F45
are you going to tell my wife?
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:30 pm to Mouth
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It works every time.
I’ll be eating outside somewhere with the wife. I notice some trim walking our way. I glance quickly to make sure my wife doesn’t notice that I saw her coming. I then start looking in the direction the trim will be walking and get a good look. It’s a patience game. Can’t be greedy.
so kinda like leading a duck?
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:43 pm to X123F45
Same type thing happened to me straight out of LSU. Wife and I went to pick up another couple to go to a wedding. Co-ed at apartment complex parked next to us bends over to get something off of the passenger floorboard wearing nylon lined gym shorts. To this day, any ogling at all leads to a reference about me trying to re-live the “taco shot.”
Shock collars being what they are, my neck isn’t as flexible as it used to be.
Shock collars being what they are, my neck isn’t as flexible as it used to be.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:47 pm to X123F45
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How often are you caught ogling?
Or worse....getting caught looking like your ogling but youre really only spaced out day dreaming. When you come to, you realize the girl caught you looking but you really wasnt.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:50 pm to X123F45
A lot. But nobody reacts much
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:52 pm to X123F45
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Shorts too short.
I’ll be the judge of that
However I’ll need pics first
Posted on 7/29/20 at 10:04 pm to X123F45
When caught my response is “I am a man and therefore a pig”.
Everyone understands
Everyone understands
Posted on 7/29/20 at 10:19 pm to X123F45
I’ve never been caught. Much scoring a touchdown; act like you’ve been there before.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 10:40 pm to X123F45
Chick at Benny’s 2 days ago had on some cheep yoga pants and was bent over cleaning her car.
I could see through the pants and it was obvious her pussy was showing.
I damn sure didn’t stop looking
I could see through the pants and it was obvious her pussy was showing.
I damn sure didn’t stop looking
Posted on 7/29/20 at 10:48 pm to Fat and Happy
The new Benny’s on Lee is going to cause a wreck one day. Some times that red light stop is money. Especially if you are coming from Rouses tuning left.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 11:15 pm to Mouth
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You see the piece coming unnoticed. That’s when you turn and start staring in the direction that the piece is gonna end up going. Therefore they walk INTO your line of site and it doesn’t look like you were staring.
This man is playing chess, not checkers, right here.
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