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How often are you caught ogling?
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:26 pm
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:26 pm
I've always made a conscious effort not to look.
But I just got caught dead to rights at bennys just now
This beautiful probably 25 year old black girl was vacuuming out her range rover. Shorts too short. Showing everything the good lord and her mama gave her off.
Probably four or five us got caught red handed looking like
Being the closest, I got the cheeky smile and shake of the head.
Best I could muster was drawling out a "ma'am"
Brother next to me was laughing his arse off
For your trouble
But I just got caught dead to rights at bennys just now
This beautiful probably 25 year old black girl was vacuuming out her range rover. Shorts too short. Showing everything the good lord and her mama gave her off.
Probably four or five us got caught red handed looking like
Being the closest, I got the cheeky smile and shake of the head.
Best I could muster was drawling out a "ma'am"
Brother next to me was laughing his arse off
For your trouble
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Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:30 pm to X123F45
When I was a college freshman, an older guy critiqued my game and said, "every time you meet a girl, you're always staring straight at her chest."
I've never been able to break that habit.
I've never been able to break that habit.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:36 pm to Jim Rockford
I don't care if they see me looking.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:38 pm to X123F45
If you get busted, doesn’t hurt to throw her one of these. You’re already busted so might as well act cool about it.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:38 pm to X123F45
I'm 41 and married.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:41 pm to X123F45
You see the piece coming unnoticed. That’s when you turn and start staring in the direction that the piece is gonna end up going. Therefore they walk INTO your line of site and it doesn’t look like you were staring.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:42 pm to X123F45
Filled up this evening at Costco and a purple and pink haired chick filling up an X3 caught me staring. She seemed to enjoy the attention.
until her natural hair color grew back 
until her natural hair color grew back 
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:45 pm to X123F45
Got caught looking at a 6 mo pregnant girls milk jugs. Felt a little pervy but I’d do it again.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:46 pm to X123F45
It's like looking at the sun. You don't stare. You take quick glances and then look away. Unless you got some Ray Charles sunglasses. Then you just stare.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:48 pm to X123F45
quote:
Best I could muster was drawling out a "ma'am"
Yikes
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:54 pm to X123F45
quote:
Best I could muster was drawling out a "ma'am"
LOL .. baw card suspended for 350 mins
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:54 pm to X123F45
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:59 pm to East Coast Band
I've gotten better at it over the years. Much better at it than I used to be.
This is my go-to technique @mouth:
You see the piece coming unnoticed. That’s when you turn and start staring in the direction that the piece is gonna end up going. Therefore they walk INTO your line of site and it doesn’t look like you were staring.
This is my go-to technique @mouth:
You see the piece coming unnoticed. That’s when you turn and start staring in the direction that the piece is gonna end up going. Therefore they walk INTO your line of site and it doesn’t look like you were staring.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:02 pm to X123F45
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when George is caught looking. Jerry berates him and said “looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, one glance and then you look away!!”.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:05 pm to X123F45
Never! I have eye discipline like you would not believe. That hottie in your post could walk past me and my wife buck naked, and ten seconds later my wife would be telling me, “A naked woman just walked right by us. I can’t believe you didn’t see her.” We’ve been together 41 years, and I’ve never been caught once. I get laid whenever I want, though, and whatever else I want.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:05 pm to X123F45
I use binoculars...from about 10 feet away.
It is always awkward for those around that can hear my commentary...including those that I’m looking at.
It is always awkward for those around that can hear my commentary...including those that I’m looking at.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:08 pm to t00f
quote:
baw card suspended for 350 mins
She was wayyyy too refined for my usual "damnnnn babygirl"
Education and social graces can only do so much to hide the lecherous Cajun I am at heart
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:15 pm to jimmy the leg
quote:
hear my commentary
Rarely am I ever caught looking, but sometimes it's impossible to explain the audible "GOT DAYUM" that follows a successful ogling
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:17 pm to X123F45
Never. I'm a pro, and I learned my lesson the first time. I do not want to lose my right eye.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:18 pm to X123F45
A real woman will ogle with you.
eta: read it quick and thought it was you getting caught by your SO
eta: read it quick and thought it was you getting caught by your SO
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 8:20 pm
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