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How much would someone have to pay you to get on this plane to India?

Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:40 pm
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:40 pm


I'm thinking 5k minimum and some ambien for me.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17247 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:40 pm to
Flight to Germany.
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
28089 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:41 pm to
Kindly do the needful
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
19053 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:42 pm to
A flight to Delhi is a really unique experience. The flight gets you prepped for the disgusting shite you’ll see once you land.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48131 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:42 pm to
How much would it take for you to clean the shitters on that plane afterwards? Well if they were even used.
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
149 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:43 pm to
Those people are the shite stain on the planet.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2712 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:46 pm to
What even is this? Are the Paralympics in india this year?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
19053 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:46 pm to
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How much would it take for you to clean the shitters on that plane afterwards? Well if they were even used.

My last flight back from Delhi the poor flight attendant had to go mop up a 1/2” of piss on the floor in the bathroom. What’s ever grosser is that people were going in barefoot. They also can’t figure out how bathroom door locks work so they just bust in on each other then start talking to the person who’s sitting on the toilet. It’s kinda funny
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:48 pm to
I would like to stampede a herd of cattle through there.
Posted by travelgamer
Member since Aug 2024
3060 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:50 pm to
Getting out of Bangkok is insane, we had a group of 25 try to cut in line to get to through to the concourse, when people yelled at them a security person came over and the "leader" of the group started arguing with the security person. In fact flight anywhere in SE Asia is an experience, Asians are the worst at airports, letting kids run wild, not caring where their kids are, rude, pushy, and half the time have no situational awareness. The will run into you because they aren't paying attention or just don't care.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76175 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

I'm thinking 5k minimum and some ambien for me.
$5k X 5k minimum

(For the math newbies, that’s $25M)

frick the Indian subcontinent.

It’s called a subcontinent for a reason.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/22/26 at 12:54 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 1:04 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76175 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 1:04 pm to
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You sure about that?

Maybe 2.5 sure?
$25M
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14923 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 1:06 pm to
Bunch of jetway Vishnu cases.

India superpower by 2030 Saar
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14923 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 1:11 pm to
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 1:13 pm
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21208 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 1:32 pm to
They’re just heading home to Rollywood.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40368 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:15 pm to
I'm really counting on AI to end Indian call centers.



The loss of land, water, electricity, and personal data would be worth it.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1536 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

In fact flight anywhere in SE Asia is an experience, Asians are the worst at airports,


Strongly disagree.

Stop spreading generalities of the less traveled.

Below are three examples of international Asian airports that I’ve spent time in.

They were all spotless.

Hong Kong.
Singapore.
Kuala Lumpur.

Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2152 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:39 pm to
I’m thinkin I’ll be the first one out of it crashes.
Posted by TigerHornII
Member since Feb 2021
1217 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

In fact flight anywhere in SE Asia is an experience, Asians are the worst at airports,


Strongly disagree.

Stop spreading generalities of the less traveled.

Below are three examples of international Asian airports that I’ve spent time in.

They were all spotless.

Hong Kong.
Singapore.
Kuala Lumpur.


Been to Seoul, Shanghai, Beijing, and about half the airports in Japan, all very clean and orderly, but I think the post you replied to refers more to SW Asian than SE, in error.
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