- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Coaching Changes
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: How much did your divorce cost?
Posted on 9/11/25 at 4:58 pm to WhuckFistle
Posted on 9/11/25 at 4:58 pm to WhuckFistle
28.3% of my stuff. She was a Failclowns fan.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 5:08 pm to BabyTac
We split the Lawyer cost. Roughly around $1,000. We split the profit on the house we sold and split the stuff in the house. We were civil throughout the divorce. She didn’t ask for anything extra. She didn’t go after my retirement. I do have to pay $500 in child support every month
Posted on 9/11/25 at 5:16 pm to SallysHuman
quote:Requisite-
Nope... I went off the rails.
Pics?
Posted on 9/11/25 at 5:22 pm to BabyTac
Young, no kids, no real assets. $750.00, my half of the lawyer fees.
A buddy of mine spent six figures after his soon to be ex decided she was entitled to more. She ended up with a third of what he offered for an amiable settlement before family members and lawyers got in her ear.
A buddy of mine spent six figures after his soon to be ex decided she was entitled to more. She ended up with a third of what he offered for an amiable settlement before family members and lawyers got in her ear.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 5:23 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
Nope... I went off the rails.
Requisite- Pics?

Posted on 9/11/25 at 5:31 pm to SallysHuman
I can’t see your firebox….
Posted on 9/11/25 at 5:33 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
I can’t see your firebox….
Posted on 9/11/25 at 5:36 pm to saintsfan1977
The actual divorce was cheep. $500 or so. The child support that the cheating spouse cost me, $250,000 easily. I know some people may say that the money went to my children. bullshite. I still paid health insurance, cars, car insurance, sports, braces, any extracurricular activities, which were on top of the (extorsion) I mean child support. And she was the one caught and admitted cheating with her boss. La. law is fricked up!
Posted on 9/11/25 at 6:34 pm to SallysHuman
quote:so you fricked the babysitter?!quote:
he went balls deep in the baby sitter huh?
Nope... I went off the rails.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 6:34 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
so you fricked the babysitter?!
No
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:57 pm to msap9020
quote:
I bet that feels pretty good.
She certainly can’t invade my peace anymore. Expensive outcome but that is the upside.
One time she was pissing and loaning about something and I started walking away. She says “I’m not done talking” and my response was “well, I’m finished listening” and kept walking.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 9:48 pm to BabyTac
We did the divorce with no lawyers. It was less than $2k. Plus whatever she got to keep.
I ended up good but that's because I didn't put her name on my house.
You can do everything without lawyers if it's an uncontested divorce without kids.
I ended up good but that's because I didn't put her name on my house.
You can do everything without lawyers if it's an uncontested divorce without kids.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 10:18 pm to BabyTac
$2,000. We worked it out ourselves and had a law firm put it into legalese. Part of that $2K was the QDRO for her getting my supplemental retirement account. I got 50/50 custody of my kids with no child support and kept 100% of my pension. If you can work it out yourselves, you'll both walk away with more money than you will by fighting. Although, to be fair, when I got divorced my wife and I were making within $1,000/year of each other, so there was no income disparity to overcome.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 11:50 pm to BabyTac
Pretty much all I had at 36yo. She was cheating while I busted my arse to provide. But it all worked out 28 years later…lol
Posted on 9/12/25 at 5:06 am to BabyTac
quote:
How much did your divorce cost?
around 100k for 5 years of marriage and I had to pay for everything while married too because my money was our money and I never even saw what she made.
Posted on 9/12/25 at 5:12 am to BabyTac
In 1991 mine was $400 - only used 1 attorney (my attorney).
Popular
Back to top


0








