How many of you get the “you don’t listen to anything” complaint from your woman?

Not I said the monkey with no tail.

Who knows what she’s rattling on about.

I would probably listen more if the stuff that was complained about wasn’t the most irrelevant and stupid shite to be worried about.

Women, Brian...what a royal pain in the arse. It's like, it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, you know? Why don't guys just do that?

I'll be all ears once she starts initiating blow jobs.

She is wrong. I just don't respond.

I try and I try and I try and for some reason I can't help it.

My wife often tells me that I agreed to something that I seriously have zero recollection of even discussing.

The worst is when she starts talking about some friend of hers that she's told you about 10 times but you still ask who that is because you've tuned her out so many times

That always sets em off

"Tell me what I just said"