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re: How many of you baws out kicked your coverage?

Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:10 pm to
Posted by Tantal
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:10 pm to
By miles.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:11 pm to
I shanked my coverage.
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:11 pm to
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Yes she's easily 3 pts higher than me. You either gotta have looks or money (or potential). Luckily I had the latter when we met.

More importantly you need to find someone with the same values as you. Or when stuff gets hard, it will end.


In other words, your wife married you for money, and y'all have the same values.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:12 pm to
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miles.

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:16 pm to
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They said "THAT is your wife? Really, y'all are married?"


I had the same experience at my 20th High School Reunion. We both went to the same high school but were in completely different cliques/friend groups (it was a very large high school). We didn't ever hook up until our mid-20's.

People were flabbergasted how a loser like me ended up with her.

Regarding bonus points for "how", I'm not sure. Just being myself. She's the one who made the first move.
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:17 pm to
Absolute horseshite.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:19 pm to
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Absolute horseshite.

Nope. What she saw in me remains a mystery, but I'll take it.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:20 pm to
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Similar to the whole "I'm a grower not a show-er" Has there ever been a guy in history that says they are a show-er, not a grower?

Guys with huge cocks?
I wouldn’t know.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:21 pm to
I guess I did, because honestly, I'm nothing special looking and wasn't when I was younger, and my wife still has the best legs I've ever seen, so I guess I fit your description.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:22 pm to
Outkicked by a mile.

Pretty much bagged on day one...first date was breakfast and attending mass together, not sure who set the trap though.
Posted by Goalie
Used to be San Diego now West Texas
Member since Jan 2025
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:25 pm to
She was a solid 8.5, smoking hott woman. Married to her for 8 and a half yrs and together for 10. Had 2 kids(they grown now) with her and she was still as beautiful as ever. We divorced because I'm an absolute fricking idiot. That was in 2008. She is 45 now and still beautiful. Sometimes I wonder if I still love her. All of us men are morons
This post was edited on 1/3/25 at 2:26 pm
Posted by Stinger_1066
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:29 pm to
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Not married, but curious how many of you found yourself lucked up with an 8+. Bonus points if you share your secret for bagging her. Double bonus points for pics.


My ex-wife left me after 24 years for a guy who she thought was going to get a huge inheritance (he didn't). She was not bad looking when we were first married, but genetics worked against her over the years. Still not bad for her age at the time of our divorce (51).

6 months later I hooked up with a woman on Match who was very recently divorced. School teacher, former NCAA Div 1 track (400M hurdles and 1500M), and current gym teacher. Still in great shape. Had her own style when it came to dressing. Strangers stopping her in public to compliment her appearance, etc.

She had also recently been divorced from a guy who owned his own business, but squandered all their money and they had to file bankruptcy.

I'm nothing special looks wise, but I do make a good living. We hit it off immediately and decided to take a trip to an all-inclusive in Cabo after only knowing each other for a month. I had vacation to burn and she had to start back to school as soon as we got back.

She has the body of a 25 year-old and a very pretty face. No work done.

My daughter got married that fall. I brought my new GF to the wedding and reception as my guest. Afterall, I paid for the whole thing. My daughter had already met her and they hit it off immediately, so she was OK with it. She looked awesome at the reception. My ex did not bring her new BF because he is anti social. She was royally pissed off. Too bad, so sad.

I have pic of her in a bikini from that Cabo trip. Not going to share them.

But I'm happy to report that we celebrated our 10th anniversary in October, and my ex had to dump the guy she thought was going to make her rich because he was an alcoholic / druggie, and his parents left him very little when they passed because hey knew he would squander it.

My wife is still geougeous at 64. We went out for dinner on NYE and stranger continue to stop her and compliment her on her appearance.

I definitely outkicked my coverage.

And I got the last laugh for sure.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:29 pm to
Leno Chin. Not an 8.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:29 pm to
How many of you baws out kicked your coverage?


Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10499 posts
Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:32 pm to
Yes, but she really blossomed after we got engaged. She was no slouch prior, just filled out in ways I didn't expect and just got hotter by the year. We're on kid #2 and I think she's as beautiful as ever.

That being said, I'm a fricking awesome husband and father so she lucked out too.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:34 pm to
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Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:40 pm to
My wife works with a girl I was neighbors with growing up; graduated high school together, had the same friends at UA etc. I don’t know what the secret is but I came with a good recommendation and just had to not mess it up.
Posted by N2cars
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:42 pm to
All 3 were better than me...
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:44 pm to
I would say I did. My trick? She was used to dating shitty dudes and I wasn't one. Plus I'm tall.

We actually met on a blind date. And here we are 23 years later.

We did talk several times on the phone prior to meeting and we were kinda both hooked before we ever saw each other.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 2:44 pm to
Looks wise I guess we're comparable, but shes loaded thanks to her great grandfathe founding a bank in Mississippi thats grown to have branches all over the southeast. She also went to an Ivy League school.

I was there for her at a time when a lot of other people weren't. To be perfectly honest she probably wouldn't have given me a second look otherwise.
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