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How many of you are still checking to see if your eggs are cracked?
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:48 pm
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:48 pm
Went into target and they had a few dozen left. Started sifting through them to find one that didn’t have 3-4 eggs cracked. After I selected the immaculate dozen, I looked up to see 3-4 people looking at me like a monster from touching all the cartons. Just waved and said have a nice day
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:50 pm to WaydownSouth
Maybe they were looking at you like that because of the massive booger hanging from your nose.
I always check my eggs and never get dirty looks.
I always check my eggs and never get dirty looks.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:51 pm to WaydownSouth
Should have coughed in elbow on way out
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:51 pm to WaydownSouth
Cant afford to lose an egg?
quote:on the way home from church service?
, I looked up to see 3-4 people looking at me like a monster from touching all the cartons. Just waved and said have a nice day
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:51 pm to WaydownSouth
F them. Level up and try swapping a couple cracked eggs from 1 carton to the next even
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:56 pm to AMS
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. Level up and try swapping a couple cracked eggs from 1 carton to the next even
Don’t most people do this?
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:58 pm to AMS
This is advanced shopping
Always wonder who just picks up a carton and walks out without checking because odds are 1 carton has 30% cracked eggs
Always wonder who just picks up a carton and walks out without checking because odds are 1 carton has 30% cracked eggs
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:58 pm to WaydownSouth
Check every day.. but i have chickens, and get 8-9 fresh eggs daily
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:58 pm to WaydownSouth
I buy vital farms pasture raised. I've never seen a carton with a broken egg in it, and they're fresh.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 6:58 pm to WaydownSouth
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I looked up to see 3-4 people looking at me like a monster from touching all the cartons. Just waved and said have a nice day

Posted on 4/3/20 at 7:03 pm to WaydownSouth
Not gonna lie, when used to make the groceries, I’d open a carton for inspection. Instead of putting the carton back if I saw a cracked one, I’d open another carton and swap out the bad one(s). Way more efficient...I don’t go to grocery anymore. It’s not like people eat the shell anyway.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 7:12 pm to kciDAtaE
Why can’t you form complete words
Posted on 4/3/20 at 7:21 pm to WaydownSouth
Maybe your fly was down and your waydown south labia were flapping in the freezer case breeze?
Posted on 4/3/20 at 7:35 pm to eScott
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buy vital farms pasture raised. I've never seen a carton with a broken egg in it, and they're fresh.
Delicious!
Posted on 4/3/20 at 7:38 pm to Proximo
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Why can’t you form complete words
Geez. You getting on me for using “gonna”? This place is rough.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 8:01 pm to WaydownSouth
Were you wearing gloves?
Posted on 4/3/20 at 8:05 pm to fr33manator
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. Level up and try swapping a couple cracked eggs from 1 carton to the next even
Don’t most people do this?
yep, i do, why dig through a bunch when you just need to complete the first dozen you picked up. in and out and only touched 2 cartons total
Posted on 4/3/20 at 8:08 pm to WaydownSouth
I switch eggs from carton to carton to construct a single carton of unbroken eggs.
Posted on 4/3/20 at 8:12 pm to WaydownSouth
frick dem tell em 6 feet m f ers
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