Started By
Message
locked post

How many got bidets, and how it is affecting your TP use?

Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:10 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135037 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:10 am
Installed one 2 days ago and man...not gonna lie, it’s nice.

2 squares and you are clean and dry. Even better than wet wipes and easier on the plumbing. Just have to position correctly.



Got one in a slightly damaged box for 25$. Works great. Highly recommend
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13682 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:10 am to
I use my shower as a bidet.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135037 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:12 am to
You should make a list of the Top 10 bidet alternatives.


I’ll even write you something for it
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52903 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:13 am to
I’m down to raising canes napkins
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16039 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:13 am to
My garden hose reaches to the master shower
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178358 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:14 am to
Next time the wife goes to the grocery store I’m installing urinals.
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13682 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:16 am to
LOL, I don't think that I could think of ten. Shower, bath, sink, hose, bottled water, spray bottle, slip and slide, Kentwood dispenser with cold and hot valves, fire extinguisher, and mop? I wouldn't recommend them. The shower works best.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36823 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:19 am to
I’ve been on wet wipes since the late 90s. Got on a bidet several years ago after I stayed in a house with one. It’s just next level man. The bees knees. unfathomable to me that people can still use straight TP anymore. Like you might as well tell me you still use an oil lamp for lighting needs.

Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16039 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:19 am to
quote:

Next time the wife goes to the grocery store I’m installing urinals.



Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11500 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:26 am to


bidet without a blow dry is incomplete
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135037 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:29 am to
It really is next level clean. I’m shocked at the reduction in TP use.


Seriousness, 2 squares and you are good to go.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:32 am to
I believe that’s called a blumpkin.

Posted by indytiger
Krotz Springs
Member since Oct 2004
10280 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 3:07 am to
I bought one on Amazon 2 years ago for $20. Hooked it up in 15 minutes. It’s honestly one of the best items I’ve ever bought in my life.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
64569 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 3:32 am to
I got mine a couple months ago and I use ZERO TP these days, let air dry a little and carry on. Haven’t had any issues
Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
74135 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 5:41 am to
quote:

I bought one on Amazon 2 years ago for $20. Hooked it up in 15 minutes. It’s honestly one of the best items I’ve ever bought in my life.


link please
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 6:58 am to
quote:

I use my shower as a bidet.

Didn't realize how much you like bending over.
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
8018 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 7:05 am to
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
11021 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 7:53 am to
I gota bidet a couple years ago and I've tried telling anyone who will listen that it's the greatest purchase ever. I literally hate shitting anywhere that doesn't have one.

Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 8:07 am to
quote:

My garden hose reaches to the master shower


Wow. Didn’t know double wides had gardens, let alone outside faucets
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48690 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 9:18 am to
quote:

I believe that’s called a blumpkin.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram