How many Dildos and funny stuff do you think TSA sees on the daily

350, give or take..

I was coming back from South Dakota on business and accidentally left a hand saw in my carry-on. They were very nice about it when going through security and said they could mail it.

I told them to keep it.

A female atty friend got a 12" thick black dildo as a gag gift at her office Christmas party. Tossed it in her trunk &forgot about it. Two days later she had to go to Angola for a prisoner's deposition. Just as the guard was opening the trunk for routine inspection, she remembered it. ............... he held it up high for all to see. And there was a long lineup of cars & guards all over the place. Four years later she is still getting multiple similar gag gifts at Christmas.

Wife and I went to Cabo for our honeymoon, on the way home from the airport we noticed the suitcase buzzing from a marital aid that TSA had left on

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Also, you have to keep liquids less than 2 ounces in a zipper bag BUT you can bring a 12 ounce bottle of hand sanitizer … such stupid rules

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1. It should be 3.4 ounces (or 100 milliliters) for liquid containers.

2. I’m not sure about checked luggage rules for liquids because I’m strictly carry on, but a 12 ounce bottle of any substance that can be squeezed out of it should be confiscated by the TSA at the security check.

I'm pretty sure TSA hires from the same pool of applicants as Popeyes

As long as they don't see the edibles people bring home from other states.

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Accidentally left a knife in my backpack I had put in there on a hike. I thought on the way to the airport I left my knife in there

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Had the same thing happen to me going through NOLA airport awhile back after a hunting trip.

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someone was watching the italian airport on to catch a smuggler

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He should’ve been more embarrassed by the toupee.