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re: How many beers does it take to get you drunk?

Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:53 pm to
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:53 pm to
I'm a real man, I drink appletini's
Posted by Retrograde
TX
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:54 pm to
When I was 19 and had nothing else to do but skip class and get drunk, I could drink 30 beers in a 24 hour period. I would be really drunk and throw up the whole day after but I did it anyway because I was stupid and it was fun.

Now I’m 30 and I have no desire to ever do that again but I do like scotch.
Posted by whitetiger1234
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:54 pm to
You are a douche
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:58 pm to
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When I was 19 and had nothing else to do but skip class and get drunk, I could drink 30 beers in a 24 hour period. I would be really drunk and throw up the whole day after but I did it anyway because I was stupid and it was fun.

Now I’m 30 and I have no desire to ever do that again but I do like scotch.
In my early 20's an 18-pack was my bare minimum nightly purchase but I'd regularly drink 24-30 a day on weekends. I have no idea how I did that now.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 10:02 pm
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:58 pm to
Depends on what Im drinking. 8 or 9 pale ales and Im feeling really good.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:01 pm to
It absolutely amazes me how as each day passes, your posts get worse and worse and worse.
Posted by marchballer
The Greatest Country on Earth
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:02 pm to
How do y’all not have to piss like a race horse all night?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:03 pm to
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How do y’all not have to piss like a race horse all night?
When I drank beer like that I did piss like a racehorse all night long.
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:05 pm to
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How do y’all not have to piss like a race horse all night?



That's why I don't drink 4-5% "regular" beer. I'd have to drink like 10 within an hour to even enjoy it, but then I'd feel like my bladder is about to explode.

A few 7% and above beers and I'm right where I want to be. Feeling good but not bloated AF
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:07 pm to
Yea that extra 2% abv knocks it down from 10 to “a few.”
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:09 pm to
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When I drank beer like that I did piss like a racehorse all night long.

Me too. Since I've turned 40 it doesn't even require the beer.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:11 pm to
I feel you. Those middle of the night trips are becoming a pain in the arse.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8192 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:17 pm to
2 Buds or 3 Bud Lights for a comfortable buzz. Don’t want more than 4 or 5 on any given day - no point in getting uncomfortably drunk.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:24 pm to
Depends. Miller Lite, maybe 18-20. Depends on what I ate. Higher gravity beer maybe 12. I dunno I don’t get drunk that often.

Edit: I mean not anymore. Not being in the Army and being divorced have curtailed my beer swilling quite a bit.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 10:26 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66992 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:43 pm to
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Do you shotgun it or something? Or maybe you're really small? Or how big of a beer you drinking? He said drunk, not over the legal limit.

I drink maybe one beer a month. And you're correct. Not "drunk". I probably haven't been drunk since college.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:44 pm to
Have done 18 in a day quite a few times.

Saturday is my day baws!

I will crack open a beer at 10ish tomorrow and begin some football watching and cooking.

Be in bed by 9ish and drink a Powerade and take some Advil and be up Sunday like nothing happened.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34298 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:45 pm to
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Never drank a beer and I’m 32 years old. The whole acquired taste thing never appealed to me.

If you’ve never had it, how do you know you have to acquire the taste?
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3212 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:49 pm to
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Kinda matters what beer we're talking about. Miller lite I can drink all damn day


This

My wife(no pics) bitches at me for downing 10 in a 7-8 hour period. Says that's too much and I'm going to get fat. I need to test this but I've wagered her in the past that I can drink a case of miller in a 24 hour period without getting drunk. Down one at the top of every hour.
Posted by Gings5
Member since Jul 2016
11778 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:52 pm to
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will drink any of you soy boys under the table


Woah dude, chill. Save some dick for the rest of us.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:59 pm to
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That's why I don't drink 4-5% "regular" beer. I'd have to drink like 10 within an hour to even enjoy it, but then I'd feel like my bladder is about to explode.


You have to drink 10 drinks in an hour to enjoy it? You may want to seek help at AA
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