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re: How long do you think you'd last in a medieval battle using an excavator?
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:02 pm to terd ferguson
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:02 pm to terd ferguson
These poor medieval baws don't know what's coming. These guys just wanna go home to their maidens and ungrateful shite children that survived child birth and quietly work the land and live under the brutality of the feudal system. Little do they know the OT is planning to come back and whip their arse.
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:02 pm to Obtuse1
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Hook a big ball and chain and do this
ok that would annihilate
wrecking ball would own
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:07 pm to jlovel7
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The thought of a battle in medieval times with a traditional army vs. a bunch of OT time traveling baws riding different forms of construction equipment is too much for me not to crack up at work.
Sounds like a good story
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:31 pm to Ingeniero
If the excavator has headlights, attack at night.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 5:12 pm to Tactical Insertion
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I’d like to see the tapestry of the great caterpillar battle of 1286
Daniel Moore probably sells one that features a crimson Cat going against orange and blue peasants.
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 5:15 pm
Posted on 1/26/18 at 5:27 pm to TigerinATL
All they need is flaming arrows to the tracks. Catch grease and oil on fire
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 1/26/18 at 5:29 pm to terd ferguson
Posted on 1/26/18 at 5:54 pm to Foxfire7
That thing is awesome.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:03 pm to Ingeniero
Medieval people believed in monsters, so they'd probably run. You might get to capture a few fair maidens for your troubles
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:04 pm to Ingeniero
With any kind of weapon attached you would rout thousands like Pizarro in Cajamarca.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:10 pm to Ingeniero
Not as many as a 94 year old in an 82 Impala.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:16 pm to Ingeniero
First I would get an excavator worth a damn and Komatsu is not one of them.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:48 pm to Ingeniero
Give me a shorter boom on the excavator and I will last until about 2 minutes after the fuel runs out.
I ran a dredge crane a few summers while in high school.
I ran a dredge crane a few summers while in high school.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:02 pm to TigerFred
For purposes of discussion, do you just magically show up with an excavator in the middle of a fight?
Or do you have the excavator before the fight and have the chance to plan with the rest of your army, which I assume you have?
That'll make a difference. If it's just you, after you get a few hits in, they'll just form a perimeter and wait you out.
Or do you have the excavator before the fight and have the chance to plan with the rest of your army, which I assume you have?
That'll make a difference. If it's just you, after you get a few hits in, they'll just form a perimeter and wait you out.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:12 pm to Ingeniero
Y'all got this all wrong.
You need a forestry mower/mulcher, aka, tree muncher...
You need a forestry mower/mulcher, aka, tree muncher...
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:55 pm to Ingeniero
I think about this exact scenario constantly
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:07 pm to Ingeniero
A few fireball shots with the trebuchet and you’d be on foot running for dear life.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:38 pm to JackieTreehorn
This puts a whole new spin to Braveheart.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:40 pm to Ingeniero
This is a dumb scenario
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