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Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:46 pm to Ingeniero
I would only kill one. The rest would worship me.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:47 pm to Deactived
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if it can get any sort of speed faster than humans
Tracked excavators are good for maybe 5mph. You're not going to outrun the average medieval warrior.
I'd rather have a Bobcat in that fight than an excavator. Those things are pretty quick and you can turn on a dime. You could mow through some mfers with that.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:50 pm to Ingeniero
Be better off with an Oldsmobile delta 88
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:52 pm to terd ferguson
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terd ferguson
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:52 pm to terd ferguson
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Tracked excavators are good for maybe 5mph.
oh well that thing is useless in the fight
maybe i can go around after the fight and pick up the dead bodies
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:52 pm to terd ferguson
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I'd rather have a Bobcat in that fight than an excavator. Those things are pretty quick and you can turn on a dime. You could mow through some mfers with that.
Amen brother! Especially if you had the bush hog or brush cutter attachment on it. Wreck some shite!
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:53 pm to terd ferguson
I need to know what I’m fighting for...
I hear the damsels from back then had huge, hairy pussies that smelled like a homeless guys sock. If that is my reward then I’d just drive that thing into a lake and end it.
I hear the damsels from back then had huge, hairy pussies that smelled like a homeless guys sock. If that is my reward then I’d just drive that thing into a lake and end it.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:54 pm to Ingeniero
Start a new thread
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How long do you think you'd last in a medieval battle using a skid steer?
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:54 pm to SDTiger15
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I hear the damsels from back then had huge, hairy pussies that smelled like a homeless guys sock. If that is my reward then I’d just drive that thing into a lake and end it.
I don't see how this is any different from your wifes now.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:55 pm to jlovel7
I want this one for my battle:
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:56 pm to SDTiger15
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I hear the damsels from back then had huge, hairy pussies that smelled like a homeless guys sock.
I've seen damsels with bigger, hairier pussies walking through the quad
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:57 pm to jlovel7
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I don't see how this is any different from your wifes now
Because my life parter is currently transitioning so it’s just a round hole where his/her junk used to be. Like banging a solo cup
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:57 pm to terd ferguson
The thought of a battle in medieval times with a traditional army vs. a bunch of OT time traveling baws riding different forms of construction equipment is too much for me not to crack up at work.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:58 pm to jlovel7
Hook a big ball and chain and do this
Then when I vanquished the enemy I would have a little fun
Then when I vanquished the enemy I would have a little fun
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:58 pm to terd ferguson
you take that and ill take a heavy duty fork lift.
could probably take out a few thousand people until we run out of gas
could probably take out a few thousand people until we run out of gas
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:59 pm to jlovel7
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a bunch of OT time traveling baws riding different forms of construction equipment
Well that changes the game completely. What you need are a few guys in excavators... surrounded by a lot of guys in skid steers. Like fighters protecting the bombers.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:00 pm to Deactived
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you take that and ill take a heavy duty fork lift.
could probably take out a few thousand people until we run out of gas
We're gonna need beer.
Check this mfer out... looks like it has teeth. That would scare some medieval bastards.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:01 pm to terd ferguson
What if the dragons that are in the stories are actually just time travelling equipment operators?
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:02 pm to Ingeniero
Probably not very long at all. Once they break the glass you’re fricked and it wouldn’t be very hard to avoid stay away from that
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