How long do you think you'd last in a medieval battle using an excavator?

How much fuel I got?

I'd probably kill a thousand or so before they even figured out how to get to me.

You must be faded as frick.

Things I’ve truly never considered.

I imagine I’d be able to run over a few while they’re trying to figure out wtf I am. Once they come to, I’m a goner.

Is that glass or plexiglass? If it's plexiglass I don't see how they'd stop you. They don't know enough about your tech to try and take out your engine so you're pretty much invincible against humans.

Um, all of them? You're essentially in a fricking tank

Seal myself in, have as little of the windows uncovered as possible, then drive straight into the melee. Lower my boom so as much as possible is at man height, then spin. The impact of the spinning boom and bucket at full speed should maim or kill a man. Now them down like that.

Create a whirling zone of death around my hoe. Then find the high ground and dig pits.

Build a barricade.

Hope they don’t use fire.

ETA: Scrap that, i’m, driving to the nearest castle, and threaten to tear down their walls unless they submit to me.

Then, once inside, command the blacksmith to outfit my hoe with bladed weapons and a sling on the bucket. Just bristling with metal death.
Steel plated ports for firing crossbows out of.
Armor over all the hydraulics.

While he’s doing that, impregnate as many maidens as I can. (Gotta seed the past with my bastards so my progeny can take over in the future.)

Then I go and take on the army.

At the end of the battle, only I remain.

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Um, all of them? You're essentially in a fricking tank

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You expect them to just stand there as you run them over? Excavators are slow as frick.

P.S. Tanks have guns... excavators do not.

Not sure about that. But if you give me one of those armored D9's Israel uses and I will kill them all.

Unless I run out of fuel.





ETA: And if they run into a castle I could tear that bitch down on top of them.