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How gay are you? Here's a test...

Posted on 8/7/20 at 2:32 am
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 2:32 am
How Gay Are You Test

The result will be given as percentage score, from 0 to 100%

Step 1. Watch a video.
It's a dance video with a woman and man doing the same dance side by side.

Do your best to focus on the woman, not the dude.

This gif is NOT the video. This is the fine arse redhead in the video doing the same dance but without the dude.



Here's the video: LINK (1:10)


Step 2. After watching the video, come back here and answer a simple question, which is posted below...


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'The song in the video is called Body Language by Queen. Whose body language were you watching?

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Here's the Question:
Did you notice that the dude is wearing high heel shoes?

If you answered Yes, then add 50% to your score.

Also for every time you glanced at the dude, that's 10% gay.


My score: 30%
I didn't notice he was wearing high heel shoes until I read it in the comment section.

Also, I glanced at the dude three times (3 x 10%), which means I'm 30% gay.




Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49215 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 2:35 am to
This is why I don't get on Facebook anymore. It's just dumb shite like this posted everywhere now.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23410 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 2:36 am to
How many points do you take off for noticing the size of the dude’s package?
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18621 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 2:46 am to
There was a dude in that video?
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
13444 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:05 am to
Just tell us you like dudes. Putting a percentage isn’t going to make us think you’re less gay than we already think you are.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4197 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:05 am to
350%

My dad is gonna be disappoint
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
27008 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:55 am to
I know I am not gay and OP is gay for posting this.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 4:11 am to
quote:

Also, I glanced at the dude three times (3 x 10%), which means I'm 30% gay.


There is no percentage. It’s binary yes or no.

If you 30% suck a dick, you are 100% gay.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 5:44 am to
How many % do I add if I'm wearing heels too?
Posted by 318TigerFan
Member since Sep 2013
1729 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 5:44 am to
I thought this was going to be an Eric Decker thread. Thanks for getting my hopes up.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 5:49 am to
quote:

I know I am not gay and OP is gay for posting this.

Everyone is a little bit gay, here is the real test.

Ask yourself, do you only watch lesbian porn?

If no, consider this scenario: you are watching a porn with your favorite actress, would you rather see her get nailed by a big fat slob with a tiny dick or a chiseled, tanned up, in shape dude?
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64088 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 5:53 am to
Who's the girl and where are her nudes?
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26701 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 5:55 am to
quote:

There was a dude in that video?




It's 2020... you're safe to come out the closet now.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67034 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 6:00 am to
Odds are fairly high she's a muff diver herself.
So, what does that make you?
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
6169 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 6:00 am to
Well, slap my arse and call me Langland
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10511 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 6:49 am to
Your 30% score might not make you gay, but I bet you will hold a dick in your mouth until someone with a 100% score shows up that really knows how to suck a dick.

Just kidding...30% just means you are jail house gay.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62234 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 6:52 am to
Seriously, you need to watch the gay dude in heels. Yeah, he's really gay but how does he do it?
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43482 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 6:53 am to
I looked at the dude because he moves his body in seemingly unnatural ways and it's impressive.

The chick is fine af but that dude's dance moves just stick out.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31599 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 6:55 am to
Ugh great now I’ve got a cock in my mouth thanks OP
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
33921 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 7:05 am to
I was looking at the chick in the background the entire time.
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